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Topic: Virus Help

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM started this discussion 15 years ago #1,569

Well, due to some errors the home computer has a virus with a blue warning screen with bianary in the background.

Speaks about virus protection and blah blah.

Have malwarebytes, MS Ess. and gettingh avast!, but is there anything else I could use?

Dachan da joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #29,774

Reverse the polarity

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,777

No joke, need suggestions.

zzz

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,778

Stop downloading cp from limewire lulz.

Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,779

might be system tools twenty eleven

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,781

@OP
> Have malwarebytes, MS Ess. and gettingh avast!
These should be fine for most people. What are you generally doing with the computer and how do you think you became infected?

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,784

@previous (E)
Not me, my dad.

His GOOD OL' PORN.

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,785

@29,778 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Uh huh. Hush puppy.

@29,779 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
Not a n00b, Zimi. >_>

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,791

@29,784 (Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM)
Oh god my dad has ruined like 5 computers doing that.
Computer illiteracy + horny old man = VIRUS FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,798

lol i had the same one
go to safe mode and download malware :D

Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,799

@29,785 (Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM)
Yes you are totally not a noob and this is totally not the background that it is set to.

You totally don't have the System Tools virus.

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,800

@29,791 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I KNOW.


UGH!


He thought it was my music I got from pirate bay, that I triple scan for virus' before I even open them.

Looked back, found the source, oh look. Porn.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,801

@29,799 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
lol nostalgia.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,806

@29,800 (Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM)
Protip: Aquire your own computer.

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,807

@29,799 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
SORRY ZIM!

I was speed reading your post and just saw system and a number. Thought you were trollin'.

Please forgive.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,808

@29,784 (Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM)
Just bookmark some safe porn sites for him.

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,810

@29,799 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
I have the background, but that icon isn't there, and not been recently deleted..


Hmm.

Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,815

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM)
Safe mode
then
Run Malwarebytes

thank me later

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,816

@29,808 (E)
He was already creeped out that I knew.

Thank you internet for warping me to the point that by dad is human and looks at that stuff doesn't make me go " EWWW ".


Pulled him aside, told him what I found out calmly and he tried to deny it, but then admitted it after I told him exactly what I found and how the virus' linked to it.

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,817

@29,815 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
That's all? Hmm. Okay. Thankies zimi. :D

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,819

@29,799 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
> YOUR'RE
Shit, Kimmo's gotten into the fake antivirus business!

Harleen Quinzel !!Sx3+/eCTM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,837

Thank you all for the help. Now for the LOOOONNGG scan...

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,839

@29,819 (G)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,840

@29,799 (Zimbolt !Q0UkqV0C6.)
> YOUR'RE
Lol'd.
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