Topic: How do you wipe?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,564
This is serious.| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| sitting down | 10 | 63% | |
| standing up | 2 | 13% | |
| squatting | 4 | 25% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #29,720
hi myriam
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #29,722
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,725
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,728
This is how you, and every other human being on the planet, should wipe:
1. From the taint, wipe up to your coccyx with four squares of toilet paper folded over once.
2. Repeat #1 three times.
3. If, right after the third wipe, there are still remnants, use one flushable baby wipe.
4. If there are still significant remnants around the anal region, skip to step 6.
5. Sanitize the anal region with a flushable wipe that contains witch hazel, then skip to step 7.
6. Immediately jump into the shower and use a high-pressure detachable head to pressure wash your entire rear end and your genital region.
7. Dry yourself off with a washcloth.
If you do this, you will never have hemorrhoids, pinworms, or anal fissures. Furthermore, your entire crotch will smell sanitary.
1. From the taint, wipe up to your coccyx with four squares of toilet paper folded over once.
2. Repeat #1 three times.
3. If, right after the third wipe, there are still remnants, use one flushable baby wipe.
4. If there are still significant remnants around the anal region, skip to step 6.
5. Sanitize the anal region with a flushable wipe that contains witch hazel, then skip to step 7.
6. Immediately jump into the shower and use a high-pressure detachable head to pressure wash your entire rear end and your genital region.
7. Dry yourself off with a washcloth.
If you do this, you will never have hemorrhoids, pinworms, or anal fissures. Furthermore, your entire crotch will smell sanitary.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,730
@29,727 (B)
I never post with trip, you do.
@previous (C)
Well instead of baby wipes, you could use water.
I never post with trip, you do.
@previous (C)
Well instead of baby wipes, you could use water.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,733
> Well instead of baby wipes, you could use water.
NO. When you mix stagnant water with feces, you get water contaminated with feces.
The only water that touches you when you wipe should be blasted at your anus at high pressure.
NO. When you mix stagnant water with feces, you get water contaminated with feces.
The only water that touches you when you wipe should be blasted at your anus at high pressure.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,736
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,739
@previous (A)
Water comes well after the shit, and the only water that hits the shitty ass will flow down a drain and will not touch my hands.
Water comes well after the shit, and the only water that hits the shitty ass will flow down a drain and will not touch my hands.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,743
@previous (C)
WUT R U TOAKAN ABOOT.
The refined, elegant, and superior steps to a clean ass and rainin bitches
1. Take shit
2. fill something that can carry water
3. use one hand to hold thing carrying water, and the other to wash the area with your hands
4. foreverclean
inb4 ewwww my hand touches ass.... water and soap exist. There's not suppose to be any shit on your hand either anyways. It probably means you aren't done shitting/shitty diet if it does happen.
WUT R U TOAKAN ABOOT.
The refined, elegant, and superior steps to a clean ass and rainin bitches
1. Take shit
2. fill something that can carry water
3. use one hand to hold thing carrying water, and the other to wash the area with your hands
4. foreverclean
inb4 ewwww my hand touches ass.... water and soap exist. There's not suppose to be any shit on your hand either anyways. It probably means you aren't done shitting/shitty diet if it does happen.
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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,747
OP is a female. Therefore all of her viewpoints are instantly deemed moot.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,748
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,789
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,835
I wipe this way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4se7IL4wU