Topic: fun things to do on Chistmas day as an atheist
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago#15,608
1. dine in a chinese restaurant
2. skip church
3. buy food at convenience stores.
4. gamble at casinos
5. drink
6. invade poland (mostly just to pass time on the way to france)
7. Go to the movies
what other fun things can atheists do on christmas day?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^][v]#272,272
> 4. gamble at casinos > 5. drink
if only you knew
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#272,274
All of those except #6 are routinely done by jews on Christmas, especially #1.
hurr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#272,277
those mostly just sound sad, not fun
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#272,281
If atheists had any sense, they'd go to church to save their souls and gain salvation. That's something chinese food and casinos can never give you. Merry CHRISTmas.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#272,283
vocalon !RVtoegPubI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,331
Or you could not be a dick and celebrate Christmas. ._.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,351
@previous (vocalon !RVtoegPubI)
this. christmas is mostly secular.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,352
@272,331 (vocalon !RVtoegPubI)
I think he was just having a joke ._.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,354
Happy winterval!
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,381
I just ignore the holiday entirely. To me, the 25th of December is just another day.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,383
I'm an atheist and I celebrate Christmas because I'm not a fucking retard who spends all day on /r/atheism and watching thunderf00t and TheAmazingAtheist videos the moment they come out.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,385
@previous (N)
Laci green (I think that's her name) is a hot atheist youtuber.
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,387
> I'm an atheist and I celebrate Christmas because I'm not a fucking retard who spends all day on /r/atheism and watching thunderf00t and TheAmazingAtheist videos the moment they come out.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,396
well, sure. Of course an atheist can still celebrate christmas. It's like halloween, just because I'm not wiccan doesn't mean my kids can't trick-or-treat. Everybody likes presents and chilling form work for a few days. That's why I like Santa claus. Nice and secular.
dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,416
> I'm an atheist and I celebrate Christmas because I'm not a fucking retard who spends all day on /r/atheism and watching thunderf00t and TheAmazingAtheist videos the moment they come out.
thislol brb watching totalbiscuit
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,417
Hours of deep, passionate anal sex.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#272,435