Topic: What is the worst christmas present you have ever received?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,595

Well?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #272,123

It's hard to name one. I hate bath shit. People always give girls bath shit.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,126

@previous (B)
I thought that was a polite way to tell people they stink. My favorite gift to give is large quantities of breath fresheners (gums, mints, etc.) It's pretty funny.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,130

lite brite

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,137

A dog turd. Its a funny story. My grandfather used to set up the place so that it looked like Santa, Frosty and Rudolph all came in, frosty had marshmellow trails, rudolph had ate carrots, and Santa cookies. Well, apparently the dog thought it was nice to shit under the christmas tree. I thought Rudolph had lol.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,141

In comparison, probably a box of deodorants. It had a cool little towel with it though, so it was still quite good.

Ph !SQAJbBZk/o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,142

The obligatory socks and undies every year.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,144

@previous (Ph !SQAJbBZk/o)

I asked for those this year. I got some magic gloves as well.

Ph !SQAJbBZk/o replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,146

@previous (A)
Magic gloves?

My Christmas lists have gotten tame in the last few years as well. I need clothes this year because none of my pants fit right anymore.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,149

@previous (Ph !SQAJbBZk/o)

Yeah you know those gloves that stretch so they can fit multiple hand sizes? Pic related.

Ph !SQAJbBZk/o replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,151

@previous (A)
Right on. Don't really wear gloves so I wasn't aware.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,153

A pink Christina Aguilera t-shirt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,154

@previous (H)

Are you a man or a woman?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,156

@previous (A)
Lizard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #272,157

@previous (H)

I think that a pink Christina Aguilera t-shirt would look cute on a lizard.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #272,163

@previous (A)
Yeah, that's what everyone says, but really it just made me skin tone look like shit.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,212

@272,153 (H)
I think it would look cute on you.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,214

I got a Barney action figure set when I was like, 4 years past the Barney stage. I was so upset and offended.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,238

@272,163 (H)
Do they make reptilian blush to mellow your skin tone a little dear?

Triptych !:3faggot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,245

Huh.
I'm not getting anything for Christmas.
Does that count?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,285

I just got a hubcap. My car's not even missing a hubcap. I'm not even fucking shitting you.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,313

I got handkerchiefs this year. That's it.

Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,327

@272,285 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

> I just got a hubcap. My car's not even missing a hubcap. I'm not even fucking shitting you.

Lol'd

My grandmother sent me a Christmas card when I was 21 with $1 in it and it wasn't even filled out or signed.

Minichan