Topic: aaargh

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,585

> Walking in the street
> See two guys who used to pick on me in high school
> They see me
> Start walking over to me, punching their palms in a very menacing fashion
> "Not this time"
> Throw my spaghetti-filled fedora at the one on the left
> Dat perfect Olympic discus form
> Hits him in the nose and he bursts into treats immediately
> Spaghetti flies everywhere
> Toss my cape over the one on the right but he cartwheels away
> "I'll get you next time," he shouts
> Arrive at Gamestop
> Cashire girl is cute
> Smiles at me
> She wants to fuck
> I used all my spaghetti already
> Realize I'm naked without the fedora and cape
> Run home to my basement
> She says goodbye as I leave
> "Bye, I love you," I respond quickly - Too quickly
> The whole class laughs
> Get sent to the nurse for penis inspection
> Tell the nurse I forgot it at home
> She lends me hers for the day

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #271,973

> Arrive at Gamestop

> She says goodbye as I leave
> "Bye, I love you," I respond quickly - Too quickly
> The whole class laughs

> the whole class

wha

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,974

Fucking lol.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,978

You need to carry more spaghetti with you, OP. Try keeping it in your pockets.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,982

@previous (D)
Also burst into treats, walk the dinosaur etc.

RaiRai joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #272,018

My God, quit R9K and it starts following me around... even so, I lol'd!