Topic: Stick dick in Ziplock sous-vide bag

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #15,576

Pump the air put vigorously. Instant penis pump. Give your dick a little tap with a meat tenderizer. You'll know you are alive.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #271,879

Why would you do this?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,880

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
You know good and goddamn well why I would, Larry.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,881

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
This is how people get get killed, my friend.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,883

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Everyone wants to get to heaven but they don't want to die.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,884

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
That's why I became a god.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,885

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Now I'm gonna be your god. Now I'm gonna be your god. I'm gonna be your fuckin god.

cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #271,886

Oh look, a fuchs-n-leo topic turning gay. This was unexpected.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #271,888

@previous (cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc)
Oh look, a faggot.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #271,889

@271,885 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You have been fooled by a false prophet since we know that God hates us all.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #271,890

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
It would take divine intervention for me to be fooled.

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #271,891

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
This is why all must spend a season in the abyss.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,896

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
I'd go there but I hear it's raining blood.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,900

Don't need a penis enlarger. In fact, I'm having surgery in january, because every time I get an erection I faint.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,902

You should patent this.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,916

pics or it didn't happen

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,939

@271,902 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Working on it.
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
I'll send pics to one person. If you can figure out who it is and get the pics from them then they're all yours.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,953

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

It was David. He told me that you didn't send shit.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,960

@previous (G)
> implying I would ever send a pic of my dick to a guy

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,961

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> implying you don't do that every time you get drunk

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,027

@previous (G)
Fuck.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,028

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Yeah, I KNOW this shit motherfucker. I'm watching you right now, sat at your PC in that filthy wifebeater vest which used to be white but is now nicotine yellow. I am in the dumpster, come find me asshole.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,032

@previous (G)
Lookin for you now bitch

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,044

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

LOL you actually believed me

when you were out i stole into your shack and messed up your pots and pans

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,048

@previous (G)
You evil cunt. It's his Christmas too you know?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,050

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)

but

but

he has a picture of santa on his wall

and there are darts in it

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,053

@272,044 (G)
It's ok. I killed the previous owner of this shack.

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,059

@272,050 (G)
I take it back, sorry. Merry Christmas.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
IT WAS HIS CHRISTMAS TOO GOD DAMN.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,060

@272,053 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

was it a woman with one eye and black hair? i had sex with her stinking corpse in devils gorge

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,061

@272,059 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
I stabbed him with a candy cane.
@previous (G)
That belonged to the previous owner.

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,062

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm gonna stab you with a smashed whiskey bottle. I have it in my hand now mate, don't push me.
Are you that guy who made that song about people who died?

Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,063

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
It was either him or Leonidas.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,064

@272,062 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)

i starved to death in an english slum

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,065

@272,063 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
OR WAS IT YOU?!

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,067

@272,064 (G)
Be thankful you starved to death. There are much worse ways to go in England. You wouldn't believe the horror's I've seen.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,068

@272,065 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
Yeah, Fats was the one who made the song.

@272,064 (G)
Dreamworks and I were run over by a train in Texas, IIRC.

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,069

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I was mentioned in that song :3 Something about handling my drink.
It's funny cos I'm wasted now. Merry Christmas.

I love you Fats.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,070

BUT I COULDN'T DRIVE

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,071

@272,069 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
"Mr.Bones could drink, but he sure couldn't drive"

:3

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,072

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh man, I lost the song when my computer blew up. Does anyone have it? I wanna listen to it in like 20 years and shed a manly tear of manliness remembering how fucking awesome minichan and it's people were. You're all my only friends.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,077

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
Fats might have it. I'm literally sitting right next to him as he shoves pizza in his grimy fucking face. He's on the phone with some whore. I'll ask him in a second.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,081

@272,072 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
He doesn't have it anymore.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,083

@272,072 (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)
I remember someone (Unintentional Jackass, I think) posting it on 420chan, so somebody has it.

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,107

@272,068 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
damn i want to go to texas

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,111

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
Don't even joke about it

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,117

@272,107 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
You can stay with me. I regularly invite hobos into my home. Some have even died here.

Fats !lbanned8o6 replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,134

http://www.mediafire.com/?dl2z4x92gc6j3be

I think this is it. Didn't listen lol.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,167

@272,111 (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
@272,117 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
i would get to carry ak's with me and such
pretty cool

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,170

@272,117 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What part of TX you in?

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
You're not a citizen.

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,187

@272,134 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
That's the fucking one, you beautiful person.

@272,064 (G)
Hey ash :3

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,195

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)

hi misterbones

merry christmas

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,197

@272,134 (Fats !lbanned8o6)
Yep. I fucking lol'd.

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,198

@272,195 (G)
you too, getting/got anything nice?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,199

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)

yeah i got a pair of magic gloves some other clothes a bunch of sweeties and a shit ton of booze

and also a new mug and some cash

misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,203

@previous (G)

> a shit ton of booze
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm getting, along with cash. Gonna be a good week.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #272,204

@previous (misterbones !LcHrgT2NWY)

now if you will excuse me it is time for my sleep

also twitter update for anybody who cares (you) i hibernated for most of yesterday and slept for 21 straight hours and i highly recommend it

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #272,311

I just sous-vide bagged my dick again. Feels good.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #272,924

Bumpkin blumpkin

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #273,169

wtf is a sous-vide bag?

Minichan