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Topic: Ok? You want to know why I type badly after I've been drinking you cunts?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag started this discussion 15 years ago #15,501

You try typing on a keypad where every 26 letters of the alphabet are on 8 keys. Oh, also, the keys are half the size of the tip of your pinky finger.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #270,727

fuck you you retarded piece of cunt

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #270,729

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
Yes, you really are.

Ph !SQAJbBZk/o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #270,730

> numbers of the alphabet
Nah, you're just drunk.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,731

@270,729 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
use your laptop

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,734

> cunts
That wasn't very nice, Ben. ;_;

@270,730 (Ph !SQAJbBZk/o)
Ha.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,739

@270,731 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
Do you know how expensive it is to get internet here? Not that you'd care you fucking twat. You just use mummy and daddy's internet.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,740

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
tethering

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,741

@270,739 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
why are you so angry green

is it because you are an angry drunk?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,745

@270,740 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

What does that even mean?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,746

@270,741 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I'm angry for other reasons.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,747

@270,745 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Tethering means sharing the Internet connection of an Internet-capable mobile phone with other devices. This sharing can be offered over a wireless LAN (Wi-Fi), or over Bluetooth, or by physical connection using a cable. In the case of tethering over wireless LAN, the feature may be branded as a mobile hotspot. The Internet-connected mobile phone acts as a portable router when providing tethering services to others.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,749

@270,746 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,752

@270,747 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

I'd like to see you 'tether' an internet connection when you've got your own flat and are away from your parents you useless piece of shit.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,754

You might be able to afford a proper computer if you stop spending all of your money on booze.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,755

@270,752 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
you only need to click the tether button

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,757

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

There isn't one you fucking halfwit.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,759

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
it's in some menu

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,765

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

Fuck off.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,766

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
why are you so mad

advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,769

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
Because limey alcoholic

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,770

@OP

> Technologically Inept Drunk

Fucking retard.
I think I'll make an Advice Dog spin-off of you.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,771

@270,766 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

You started this, twat.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,774

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
when?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,784

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
dont take it dw

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,785

@270,774 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

You're blatantly starting on me now.

Lord Nigger !xi8/JKFwzo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,789

don't care faget

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,790

@270,785 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
no im not

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,792

@270,789 (Lord Nigger !xi8/JKFwzo)

good

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,793

@270,790 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

you went to bed 2 hours ago. why are you still up

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,794

@270,790 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

PM me on laghouls then.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,796

@270,793 (H)
im in bed

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,798

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

ur doin it rong

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,800

i sent you a pm

dw !AIy/L67q.s double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,801

@270,798 (H)
netbae

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,803

Buy an iPhone 4S and speak to your phone... solved.

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,804

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,805

@270,803 (I)
But then his text voice would be all slurred and drunken.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,808

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Then tell Siri you are drunk first.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,811

@previous (I)
I'd probably give you directions to the local AA or something. It's funny like that apprently.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,817

Externally hosted image@270,770 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,820

@270,811 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> I'd

Siri?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,821

@270,804 (I)
I don't use a touch-screen you new-age cunt.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,823

@270,817 (J)
damn. I'm a lot better looking there than I am now.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,824

@270,821 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
> cunt

you slag!

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,826

Externally hosted image@270,823 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,827

@270,820 (I)
I didn't mean to do that.

@270,817 (J)
This has potential.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,830

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That's ok, your secrets safe with me. bee beep.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,833

@270,826 (J)
what a phlongphf?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,842

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)

It says Internet On A Phone, but typed like you would with your sausage hands.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,845

@previous (H)

> It says Internet On A Phone, but typed like you would with your sausage hands.

Why dont you got fuck yoself in a cunt b4 i fucking twat you in tha fucing cun till doit

r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,847

Green, what phone do you have?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,849

@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)

Sony Ericsson Elm.

r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,850

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Follow http://www.knowyourmobile.com/sonyericsson/sonyericssonelm/elmuserguides/463881/how_to_turn_your_sony_ericsson_elm_into_a_modem.html instructions.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,914

@270,804 (I)
Siri's a bitch and I hate her.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,029

@previous (L)
The Ericsson never came with a USB. I will find a way to get internet though.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,033

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
just go buy a USB cable instead a beer sometime.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,034

@previous (J)

A regular USB cable won't work with an Elm. It has a weird shaped port.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,038

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
is the plug tiny and rounded on top or is it like a trapezoid that dips in and then flares out?

if its the former it's micro-USB, if it's the latter it's mini-USB
go to store, buy the right one. if it's too hard, show them the plug and be like "wat buy?".

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Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,039

Image went missing@previous (J)

Far right. That's what the USB needs to fit into.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,040

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
oh, i see...

well here ya go, it's on sale at amazon right now for £0.95
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-Ericsson-DCU-60-Data-Cable/dp/B0009SHMUY

Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,046

@previous (J)

I can't buy stuff off the internet.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,047

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
well shit

somebody buy this man an internet cable ffs!!

rai joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,257

fuckin' yoyd thinf gyo dring I N drib meet mebubdder ther big ddipper pussy dight meeeeeedeee.

rai double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #271,261

i'd totally buy you a cable if it weren't so close to Christmas though

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #271,343

@270,914 (L)
Be-beep, fuck yourself anonymous J, Be-beep

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #271,397

@previous (I)
did you mean anon L, siri?

i forgive you, siri... now where can i get some taquitos?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #271,660

@previous (J)
Be beep, I can't search for businesses outside of the US, Be beep!
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