Topic: My name is officer Cadwell

Officer Cadwell started this discussion 15 years ago #1,550

I'm here to investigate the impersonation of my colleague, Investigator Bernstein. If any of you have any information regarding this suspect, please dial 911, and ask for Officer Cadwell.

Investigator Bernstein joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #29,524

Rest assured, I've initiated the process to obtain your contact information. You will be prosecuted for libel and impersonation.

OP !OPhereejJA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,527

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
If the moderators of this site would be so kind as to provide me with the contact information of this person of interest, you will be rewarded.

Investigator Bernstein joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,528

I am a faggot, please rape my face.

Investigator McDonald joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,532

@29,524 (Investigator Bernstein)
I am a genuine investigator. Your details have been logged and we are sending agents to your house to detain you.

Investigator Bernstein replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,535

@previous (Investigator McDonald)
Which address did you send them to?

Investigator McDonald replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,536

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
Your address.

Investigator Bernstein replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,537

@previous (Investigator McDonald)
Which? Post it.

Investigator McDonald replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,539

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
Your details are confidential.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,749

@OP
No officers work at dispatch. Try again.

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