Hi, MAtt.
While he was on his way to
Africa China to teach poor kids, he was hit by a blimp. He survived, only to develop septicemia and die horribly.
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
@previous (E)
First he was going to Africa, now he says China?
Seems legit.
@previous (D)
Apparently Africa dropped him but he has a contract signed to teach in Asia.