Topic: If you had to choose, would you rather...
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,456
be penetrated by Jesus in the asshole or penetrate Jesus' asshole?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Be penetrated. | 7 | 54% | |
| Penetrate. | 6 | 46% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #270,203
What a sick and disgusting thread. What goes through the mind of someone who writes things like this? How empty, unhappy and suicidal does their life have to be that they resort to this level of "oh, please someone, give me a reaction"?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,205
@previous (B)
So if you had to choose, would you rather be penetrated by Jesus in the asshole or penetrate Jesus' asshole?
So if you had to choose, would you rather be penetrated by Jesus in the asshole or penetrate Jesus' asshole?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,206
@270,203 (B)
> How empty, unhappy and suicidal does their life have to be that they resort to this level of "oh, please someone, give me a reaction"?
New to the Internet, huh?
> How empty, unhappy and suicidal does their life have to be that they resort to this level of "oh, please someone, give me a reaction"?
New to the Internet, huh?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,207
@previous (C)
No, not new. And neither am I am in any way religious. I just find it sad to imagine the kind of life the OP must have to post something like this for affect.
No, not new. And neither am I am in any way religious. I just find it sad to imagine the kind of life the OP must have to post something like this for affect.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,208
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,209
@270,207 (B)
I'm just curious whether you'd take Jesus' holy cock up your ass or would rather ream his tender virgin cornhole, faggot.
I'm just curious whether you'd take Jesus' holy cock up your ass or would rather ream his tender virgin cornhole, faggot.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,213
@previous (A)
That post would have worked fine were it not for the last word, which reveals you to be butthurt right now by my post.
God luck to you son, I'm off to bed now.
That post would have worked fine were it not for the last word, which reveals you to be butthurt right now by my post.
God luck to you son, I'm off to bed now.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,220
Fats !lbanned8o6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,222
I'd wreck his tender, godly ass whilst whipping him with a cat 'o nine tails. I also like pulling hair from behind which makes him a prime candidate.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,422
Giving is not gay, recieving is. Except in the case of oral sex.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,445
@270,203 (B)
> What a sick and disgusting thread. What goes through the mind of someone who writes things like this? How empty, unhappy and suicidal does their life have to be that they resort to this level of "oh, please someone, give me a reaction"?
i AGREE.
> What a sick and disgusting thread. What goes through the mind of someone who writes things like this? How empty, unhappy and suicidal does their life have to be that they resort to this level of "oh, please someone, give me a reaction"?
i AGREE.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,481
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,512
This question is stupid. There's not enough information. As an old school leather faggot, I can only ever allow myself to be topped by men with cocks superior to my own. So? Is Jesus hung or what?
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,514
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,525
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,544
@270,514 (E)
Well then I'll bend over for him for sure. Unless it's true what they say about him actually being a nigger. I know they've got nice dicks and all but I can never get past the smell.
Well then I'll bend over for him for sure. Unless it's true what they say about him actually being a nigger. I know they've got nice dicks and all but I can never get past the smell.
Fats !lbanned8o6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,650
@270,481 (I)
Obviously this penetration would take place in the prison cell the night before His crucifixion. My only hope is that it would be so incredibly horrifying and demeaning of an experience for Him that it would make dying on the cross feel like a relief.
Obviously this penetration would take place in the prison cell the night before His crucifixion. My only hope is that it would be so incredibly horrifying and demeaning of an experience for Him that it would make dying on the cross feel like a relief.