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Topic: What should I ask for for Christ's mass?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,453

Other than a pony. I need some ideas.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #270,144

cyanide pills

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,145

To get Christ's mass we will need Christ's force and Christ's acceleration.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,150

@270,144 (B)
Already have.

@previous (C)
force is infinite and acceleration is 2.3 m/s

Do I want an iDevice?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,152

A My Little Pony toy. I asked my aunt to get me one.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,154

@270,150 (A)
> force is infinite and acceleration is 2.3 m/s
If you plug those in, the value you get for Christ's mass is quite large. Maybe you should ask for something bigger.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,169

A gun.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,174

A pillow to bite

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #270,175

Dignity.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,185

The love and forgiveness of Christ is all you need, not only at Christmas, but always.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,186

Image went missing@previous (H)

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,187

@270,185 (H)

Jebus don't hreel tho

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,188

@270,169 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Got it.

@270,174 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Got it.

@270,175 (G)
Got it.

@270,185 (H)
Got it.


Anything else?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #270,191

For God to show you the way of Atheism.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,199

@previous (J)
Got it. Moar plz

vocalon !RVtoegPubI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,200

punch

fucking

everything

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,201

@previous (vocalon !RVtoegPubI)
I need something tangible.
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