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Topic: Why do americans always have square heads?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,428

Why?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later[^] [v] #269,791

we dont

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,793

Because American babies have their heads kept in wooden boxes with holes cut out for the eyes and mouth for the first few years of life to shape them that way. It's part of our native culture, and we look upon your spherical, ovoid heads with contempt and disgust.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,842

They interbred with cardboard boxes.

RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,957

Nothing to add other than: Fuckin' lol'ing hard at this thread <3

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,972

There are a lot of Germans here.
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