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Topic: Should I get a Fiat 500?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,414

I've heard you chums talk about them, and they seem positively smashing. Are they a proper car for a man about town engaging in pseudo-intellectual pursuits at the local Starbucks?

Also, are they any good?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #269,691

Yes! They are positively spiffing.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,692

Sup stickybuns.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,694

Nice Civic Fiat!

Fix it again tony...

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,696

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
lol i think stickybuns would prefer an idtst.

i dont think so tim

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,697

@previous (E)
Fuckin' lol'd. Nobody gets that when I say it.

I say it all the time in person.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #269,743

you muchachos think it'd be a good car? Are they too feminine?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,005

@269,692 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

> Sup stickybuns.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,006

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Are you still occupying Portland?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,008

@270,005 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Ah, amigo! Do you still put your support behind Fiat 500?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,012

@270,005 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,057

@269,743 (A)
If you buy a Fiat you have a flappier vagina than J-Lo, who is already well renowned for the girth and gape of her lady bits.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,060

@previous (H)
but I am a male.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,076

@previous (A)
Not in a Fiat you're not

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,077

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
How?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,078

@previous (A)
The magic of faggy little cars. Get a Ford Bronco.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,079

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Those are for prudish men.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,097

@previous (A)
It's either that or an effiminate metrosexual in a pedal car.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,100

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
The latter doesn't sound so bad.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,105

@previous (A)
Okay then. By all means, get teh fiat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,106

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What colour?

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,115

I'd rather get a Mini Cooper, or probably a Countryman (but at that point it's comparing apples and oranges) and I can't say anything bad about the 500.
It's a neat little car, go for it.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,135

@270,006 (B)
Not in the past week. I’ve been in a really shitty mood and relapsed into heavy avoidance.

@270,008 (A)
Yes.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,147

@270,106 (A)
British racing green with hood stripes

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,151

the punto evo looks cooler and i think it's cheaper too

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,196

Fiat cars are pretty famous for being crappy outside America. Just so you know.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,198

@previous (L)
I know, but I care more about names and looks than quality.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #270,212

@270,135 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Letting the 1% win.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,671

Image went missingTo be fair, not every 500 looks like a faggy little pile of shit, but I'm sure the sort OP would choose wouldn't upset too many stereotypes.

Pic related~

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,674

@previous (H)
I was planning on getting a black one with manly but metro accessories.
Or an Abarth edition.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,676

@previous (A)
Why don't you spend your parent's money on something even more trivial? A1s are popular with your type.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,678

@previous (H)
my type?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,716

@previous (A)
niggaukno

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,720

@previous (H)
NO.
What could be more trivial?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,724

@previous (A)
the Aston Cygnet, mate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,726

@previous (H)
I don't want that.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #270,829

@270,716 (H)
I could easily give this guy the full treatment were it not for that hideous mustache.
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