Topic: Notice: You are being logged

Investigator Bernstein started this discussion 15 years ago #1,541

Hello,

I have been assigned to investigate an alleged stalking incident of a citizen of Lafayette. Part of the investigation consists of logging this internet forum and posting undercover as an anonymous user. Under the Louisiana privacy protection acts, I am required to make notice to citizens unrelated to the investigation who might be inadvertently logged during the process. Consider this message such a warning.

There is currently a $1000 reward for anyone who has information leading to the arrest of the alleged stalker. If you have such information, please use the contact information affixed below.

Lafayette Police Department
900 E. University Ave Get Directions
Lafayette, LA 70502
Customer Service
Phone: (337) 291-8600
Email: [email protected]

Best,
Andrew Bernstein, Lead Investigator

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #29,366

> Get Directions
lol'd

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #29,367

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I'm sorry, what?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,369

You have to be fucking kidding me.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,370

@29,367 (Investigator Bernstein)
Troll harder.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,372

@29,366 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Oh. I copy/pasted the information from the police website. This is the first investigation of this nature, so we do not yet a standard procedure or form letter.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,374

By Gad Watson, another Investigator.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,375

kill yourself.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,378

The sad thing is DM would actually believe this is happening.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,379

@29,375 (E)
Don't talk to a man in uniform like that, son. Keep it up and see what happens.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,380

@29,372 (Investigator Bernstein)

> police website
Read: Google Maps.

Also: http://www.lafayettela.gov/police/index.asp
It doesn't say Get Directions on that line of the address.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,381

@29,378 (F)

This.

The Minion joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,382

Stop. Trolling. Immediately.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,389

@previous (The Minion)
overruled 2 mods to 1

Expert Moderation Expert replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,390

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
lolk

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,392

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,394

@29,380 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
The "alt" text of the globe icon says "get directions". Try it yourself.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Dachan-da joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,396

@OP
impersonating a law enforcement officers not a toy bud, grow up and leave

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,398

@previous (Dachan-da)
If you have any questions, please contact the department directly. They have an information packet too that they can send to you.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,399

Well, his IP results to Detroit, he used a Name/Trip that represented a nation he was not a part of, and he used to get banned regularly. This is all I know about him.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,400

No such thing as a Jew cop.
you should have picked an irish name.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,404

@29,399 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Thanks for your information. We currently suspect that the individual you refer to is in fact two or more individuals. Not everyone on staff agrees with this controversial opinion, though.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,406

@29,400 (K)
It's German.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,409

@29,404 (Investigator Bernstein)
Care to specify the names (or aliases) of said individuals?

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,415

Stop this schtick.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,416

@29,409 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
Several aliases we are investigating are "sK", "Timber", "Ryan" and a group colloquially known as "angry anon", among others.

Timber Nigger !faggot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,422

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
> implying I'm not already well represented in the records of law enforcement

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,427

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,428

@29,406 (Investigator Bernstein)

shut up and get in the oven, Jewboy.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,430

@previous (K)
I've filed a subpoena for your IP address. If you are in Europe, I'm prepared to pursue prosecution against you for hate speech. Good day.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,445

@29,394 (Investigator Bernstein)
Lafayette Police Department
900 E. University Ave
Lafayette, LA 70502
Customer Service
Phone: (337) 291-8600
Email: [email protected]
Copy and pasted directly from the page. Included the globe icon. You still trollin'.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #29,447

Thank you, Officer Bernsein. I appreciate the service you do for society.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,450

@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,452

@29,447 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)

(Hardee's #1) 2116 Anse Broussard Highway, Breaux Bridge
(337) 332-4580

(Hardee's #2) 101 East Admiral Doyle Drive, New Iberia
(337) 364-5930

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,454

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,459

@29,445 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Go to the police website.
Ctrl + u
Ctrl + f
get directions
enter

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,460

@previous (A)
Stop, just stop. You're going to get hurt if you continue to try and use a computer.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,461

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
If you have anything constructive to add, please do so. If not, immediately cease posting in this thread. It can be construed as an obstruction of justice.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,463

Oh dear.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,464

@29,461 (Investigator Bernstein)
lolno

Expert Moderation Expert replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,465

@29,461 (Investigator Bernstein)

> construed as an obstruction of justice.

hahaha

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,466

@29,461 (Investigator Bernstein)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,467

@29,461 (Investigator Bernstein)
bye dm

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,468

@29,464 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
@29,465 (Expert Moderation Expert)
@29,466 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
@previous (E)
2006 Louisiana Code - RS 14:130.1

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,470

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,473

@previous (S)
2006 Louisiana Code - RS 14:106 â€” Obscenity
A. The crime of obscenity is the intentional:

(1) Exposure of the genitals, pubic hair, anus, vulva, or female breast nipples in any public place or place open to the public view, or in any prison or jail, with the intent of arousing sexual desire or which appeals to prurient interest or is patently offensive.

(2)(a) Participation or engagement in, or management, operation, production, presentation, performance, promotion, exhibition, advertisement, sponsorship, electronic communication, or display of, hard core sexual conduct when the trier of fact determines that the average person applying contemporary community standards would find that the conduct, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest; and the hard core sexual conduct, as specifically defined herein, is presented in a patently offensive way; and the conduct taken as a whole lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,476

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
Stop.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,477

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,478

@29,468 (Investigator Bernstein)
/facepalm
People should read what they cite. No judge would charge me with this.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,480

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,481

@29,478 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I guess we'll have to put it to the test then.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,484

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
Go for it. Young white male working for a law enforcement agency with no priors. See how well you can get that to stick.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,487

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Yes, you might learn a thing or two about law and showing a bit of respect.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,489

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
I do respect your ability to stay in character. You don't deserve respect beyond that.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,492

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Being an investigator is a 24/7 job.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,493

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
but you're not an investigator. you're a jobless alcoholic fat fuck.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,494

@previous (E)
You can ask the moderating staff to confirm that I'm not who you're inferring. Any other questions should be directed towards the Lafayette police department.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,495

@29,493 (E)

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,496

I did not lol. I am completely unamused.

0/10

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,499

@29,494 (Investigator Bernstein)
they've already confirmed that you're you.

@29,382 (The Minion)

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,500

@previous (E)
No they haven't. Go ahead and ask them.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,505

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
It's clear that the moderators know you are not an officer of the law. Acting as such is a federal offense.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,507

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Undercover investigators must blend in with the local population as much as possible. I've made post prior to this one so in an attempt to learn to blend in. It's clear that they saw those posts. The fact that they think I'm not an investigator indicates that I am effective at working undercover here.

If you have any more comments or concerns please contact the Lafayette police department.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,509

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
you're impersonating a police officer. fat fuck.

also, explain this while you can, fatt miller.

OP !OPhereejJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,511

imma get some dubs here. checkem.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,512

@29,509 (E)
That's not me. Feel free to ask the moderating staff to confirm that.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,513

@29,507 (Investigator Bernstein)
Still waiting to hear about that Obstruction charge you threatened me with. Again I work for a law enforcement agency, and am posting from the computers here. So really, an investigator with an iota of talent should have tracked me down by now.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,514

Sodomize OP! :3

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,516

@29,512 (Investigator Bernstein)
Yep -- it's not DM.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,517

@29,513 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
If you work for law enforcement or know the first thing about it, you'd know that investigators would not be given direct access to the database in this situation. It is only after a specific subpoena has been approved would we obtain access.

It's not an instant process. Rest assured, I am in the process of filing a report.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,522

mfw this thread

OP !OPhereejJA replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,523

@29,514 (V)
the fuck man?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,525

@29,517 (Investigator Bernstein)
I can't wait!

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #29,526

Is there any hockey on? this is already old

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,542

Had to be sure so I checked a number of sources. There is no Andrew Bernstein in the state of Louisiana.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,544

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
You think they list the names of private investigators online? You think it's so impossible that private investigators would post under an alias to protect themselves and their family?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,545

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
When did you become a private investigator? P.I.'s are self employed, not through the police department. If you're going to troll keep your story straight.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,546

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Police departments frequently use private investigators if not by hiring them then by contract. That's common knowledge. And I've never actually claimed who I'm working for. You're the one making the assumptions. Client confidentiality.

Expert Moderation Expert replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,548

@29,545 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
OP is a serious professional with 27 years of experience solving Americaâ€™s toughest crimes.

His conviction rate is a stellar 89 percent.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,549

@29,546 (Investigator Bernstein)

> And I've never actually claimed who I'm working for.

It's whom.

SHITLISTED!!!

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,550

@29,546 (Investigator Bernstein)
Again, just stop. I've had my fun letting you try to troll, but the well has run dry. This isn't amusing anymore.

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,553

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
It's not meant to be amusing. I'm sorry that you ever thought it was. This isn't a joke.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,569

a real police officer would have contacted the host and the administrators of minichan. not posted in public about it.

(ANGRY ANON WAS BANNED FOR BAN EVASION)

(Edited 2 minutes later by a moderator.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,571

@previous (E)
That's the joke.jpg

Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,579

@29,548 (Expert Moderation Expert)
Where where you on the night this photo was taken sir?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,634

Lol'd.

OP !OPhereejJA replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,665

@29,548 (Expert Moderation Expert)
yeah, but i don't like to brag.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,682

There is one tidbit that OP posted (actually, more than one, but this is the most obvious tidbit) that basically proves that heâ€™s just Matt impersonating a police officer:

> $1000

Matt has an unhealthy obsession with the amount of ten unions:

http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/137#reply_2365
http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/169#reply_3016
http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/370#reply_7092
http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/1489#reply_28485

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,687

@previous (Z-3)
Stalker!
ololololo

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,688

@29,682 (Z-3)
Smart thinking.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,689

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
That, and who offers a reward for turning in a stalker, even though the name isn't known in the first place?

> Hi. Iâ€™m Deputy Martin with the Sheriffâ€™s Department. Iâ€™m offering a $1000 reward for turning in this criminal, even though I have no idea who he is.

OP needs to take some advice from BALFOMOAR or something, because this is just plain shit-tier trolling.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,744

@OP

> Hello,
>
> I have been assigned to investigate an alleged stalking incident of a citizen of Lafayette. Part of the investigation consists of logging this internet forum and posting undercover as an anonymous user. Under the Louisiana privacy protection acts, I am required to make notice to citizens unrelated to the investigation who might be inadvertently logged during the process. Consider this message such a warning.
>
> There is currently a $1000 reward for anyone who has information leading to the arrest of the alleged stalker. If you have such information, please use the contact information affixed below.
>
> Lafayette Police Department
> 900 E. University Ave Get Directions
> Lafayette, LA 70502
> Customer Service
> Phone: (337) 291-8600
> Email: [email protected]
>
> Best,
> Andrew Bernstein, NBA Lakers Photographer

FTFY

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Expert Moderation Expert replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,792

@29,682 (Z-3)
Not DM.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,794

@previous (Expert Moderation Expert)
Eh, he's probably using a proxy or some public wifi connection.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,802

OP is Eels.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,803

@previous (O)
lol really?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,804

@previous (Z-3)
lolidunno it was a guess

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #29,811

@previous (O)
Somebody ought to e-mail that person OP is pretending to be for shits and giggles.

Anon Stalker joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,242

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,274

DM, stop it, or I will contact the police department and inform them that you are impersonating a police officer. It's not funny or cool.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,280

@30,242 (Anon Stalker)
Matt is not a pedo, he's just a little screwy.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,287

@30,274 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I did not make this thread, man.

Marsden Miller aka Bill joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,290

Blame this on Incest. Matts behaviour is a family affair. Arrests around here are common place. Matt keeps begging for ass fucking. When he puts his badge on and hands me his billy club - Guess where I put it. Since I am so old, the concept of getting it up, is just an ancient memory, the billy club is just the ticket.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,291

@previous (Marsden Miller aka Bill)
Billy club? Are you going to jaunt down to the speakeasy in your Packard and rattle him up with your Tommy gun, too?

Fucking old man.

Marsden Miller aka Bill replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,292

Obviously you cannot connect the dots. Look at my name ...Look again.. See "Bill"?

Do not waste time doing crossword puzzles.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,294

@previous (Marsden Miller aka Bill)
> See "Bill"?

I see crap.

Investigator Bernstein joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,297

I tried to arrest Bill. Fucking Feds beat me to it. Crooked-Dishonest, which around here is normal, yet it takes the pressure off of politicians. Normally they are the expected crooks.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,300

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
> implying that you're OP and that we can't see the "joined in."

Investigator Bernstein replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,307

Arresting isn't it!

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #30,522

Officer, do you need to report instances of child sexual abuse (and murder -- it involves a few infants too)? Because I was gonna post about my day and need to know first. Thanks officer, for all the hard work you do!

Investigator Bernstein (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #30,538

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
A unit has been dispatched to your residency and place of employment. Thanks.

Deputy Martin replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #30,564

@previous (Investigator Bernstein)
Hi. I'm Deputy Martin from the Sheriff's Department.

Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #30,571

@29,369 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
The little engine needs a random test for controlled substances.

bumpman replied with this 4 years ago, 11 years later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,629

@29,473 (Investigator Bernstein)

female breast nipples bump

. joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,630

Koop will think you're talking about breast feeding.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,701

> Get Directions
Lol'd

Minichan