Topic: Fora, what is the best way to tell my mother?

Buckleswash !GUNLOGd.Tw started this discussion 15 years ago #15,393

That I have certain obligations (do not ask), and will be unable to go to China.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #269,517

Using smoke signals via farts.

Buckleswash !GUNLOGd.Tw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,518

@previous (B)
It is a serious question that warrants a serious answer. She is very ill and I do not want to let her down.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,519

Tell her you were lying from the beginning. She wont be upset, just dissapointed.

Buckleswash !GUNLOGd.Tw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,520

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I am just putting my plans on hiatus. I still intend to go at a later date.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,521

MAtt lied to everyone? Shocking!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,523

"I'm to fat to work in a sweatshop."

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,524

Tell her you must stay to manage your new box recieving company. I'm sure her disappointment already bottomed out long ago anyway.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,525

Have one of you Wine MAfia friends do it for you, mora.

LatestDude !!nEftABMoF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,526

I would just be as apologetic as possible. She'll be disappointed no matter what you do, but you can shower her with reassurances that it isn't her fault and that you very much wanted to go see her; you just had something critical and unavoidable to do.

Buckleswash !GUNLOGd.Tw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,527

@269,525 (G)
You could say that's the problem.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,529

OP isn't MAtt. Impersonating MAtt is lame...

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,530

Tell her you were beaten out by Rosetta Stone.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,532

@269,529 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
It is, in fact, MAtt.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,533

Tell her the chinese have reached their quota on whale meat

Buckleswash !GUNLOGd.Tw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,534

@269,529 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I am I.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,535

But I thought you signed a contrae?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,536

Tell her you already went and came back. She won't believe you, but she's used to it.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #269,537

Tell her your dream was to apply for jobs all over the world

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #269,538

you ~~could~~ should pay your debts

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Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #269,542

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #269,544

Tell her you're overqualified

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,548

lol 10/10

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