Topic: What was your favourite AnonTalk thread?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,321
Mine was the "ask a vampire anything" thread. Anybody here responsible for that one?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #268,449
I loved the HOLY LOLI one because of the ridiculous headline.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,453
> ask a vampire anything
Ash here, I vaguely recall making that one. I don't really remember what I said, though. Was it something about a psychic vampire and attempting to debunk the rumour that we couldn't go outside?
Ash here, I vaguely recall making that one. I don't really remember what I said, though. Was it something about a psychic vampire and attempting to debunk the rumour that we couldn't go outside?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,454
That was the one. I was Anon B on that thread. God I wish IWAB were still up...
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,455
@previous (A)
I remember why I made it, actually. I'd just been reading this copypasta:
Are there any vampires on /b/?
I mean real, true vampires. I am.
I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.
He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.
When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.
What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.
So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.
Pic related, It is me.
PS: Perfect response: "So tell me OP, how does it feel to have schizophrenia"
...Most of the really ridiculous threads were mine, to be honest. I claimed to be a murderer in one, which got many replies.
I remember why I made it, actually. I'd just been reading this copypasta:
Are there any vampires on /b/?
I mean real, true vampires. I am.
I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.
He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.
When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completely. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.
What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.
So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.
Pic related, It is me.
PS: Perfect response: "So tell me OP, how does it feel to have schizophrenia"
...Most of the really ridiculous threads were mine, to be honest. I claimed to be a murderer in one, which got many replies.
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This one. I was stunned that Sysop didn't remove it.Meowth !WcOabcjNAM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,548
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> Go on, I'm open.
Turns out it was a girl and everyone flipped.
Ask me, your average AnonTalk user, anything.
> Go on, I'm open.
Turns out it was a girl and everyone flipped.