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Topic: What grinds my gears: idiots that think it's gay to suck dick.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,319

Sucking dicks is not gay as long as you're doing it only for the dick, not men.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #268,438

you like sucking dick, @OP?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,456

Image went missingpreschool tier trolling

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,458

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)

hi falco

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,459

@previous (D)
hi anonymous d

how are things

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,460

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)

horrible

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,461

Image went missing@previous (D)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,463

@268,460 (D)
what's wrong?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,464

@previous (E)

you know when you are just sitting there one day and all of a sudden you realise that your life sucks?

that

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #268,466

@previous (D)
I'm having the same experience this weekend actually. It sucks.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #268,499

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,561

sup to4str imitator?

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,564

@268,456 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)

i poop my pant has yours

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,571

It is. If you're attracted to dicks, you are gay. If you play with another [man] in some sexual way, you are gay. I don't care if you're gay or not to be honest, you're gay.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,631

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Wait, isn't it gay to find men attractive? Technically, if you play with another man's dick and only find that one part of a man appealing. How does that make one gay?

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,725

@previous (J)
Because a dick is an attribute to a man.

vocalon !RVtoegPubI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,728

Image went missing> mfw no sup toaster replies

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,729

What grinds my gears: to4str impersonators.

@previous (vocalon !RVtoegPubI)
Sup vocalon?

vocalon !RVtoegPubI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,731

@previous (L)
Not much, finished my studies, ready for anything. :')

You?

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,737

@previous (vocalon !RVtoegPubI)
Not much. Finished college and ready for relaxing holiday.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,817

@268,725 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
But doesn't being gay mean you like the full man and not the organ?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,823

@previous (J)
if you like dick and you are attracted to any humans at all, then you are probably gay.

"noooo, im not gay because i only like girls, i just suck penis because cocks are hot, dudes are gross"

there are feminine guys... go find one, suck their dick, be attracted to their entire body and realize that you are in fact gay.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,871

@268,817 (J)
If you are attracted to a male organ, then yes, you are indeed gay.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,874

@268,823 (B)

> there are feminine guys... go find one, suck their dick, be attracted to their entire body and realize that you are in fact gay.

Fuckin Lol'd

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,875

do you play with it through a hole in a sheet? how can you possibly separate the organ from the human? you still have to smell balls and hear a dude moaning and gay crap like that.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,883

@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
This. Also, if you love sucking dick, I'm going to have to assume you love to make the dick cum. Therefore, you like cum. Liking semen is also gay.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,964

@268,823 (B)

> there are feminine guys... go find one, suck their dick, be attracted to their entire body and realize that you are in fact gay.

This once happened to me on the bus, except without the bit where a dick gets sucked.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,982

@previous (D)
You see the question is are you attracted to the feminine attributes or the fact that it's a guy dressed up as a girl.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,992

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

Definitely the feminine attributes.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #268,998

lolmadfaget

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,052

@268,992 (D)
See, that's completely different than loving to suck the dick as that's a male attribute.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,055

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

It's still gay though.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,169

@previous (D)
It is, but definitely not full blown homosexual. Also, if you didn't know, you can't blame yourself. It's the female attributes that I'd be attracted to. Once I know or see someone has a dick, that's definitely a no go.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #269,297

Gay is a lifestyle. Cocksucking is cocksucking. Sometimes they go together, sometimes they don't.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,315

@previous (P)
Gay as a lifestyle only is called metrosexual.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,492

@269,169 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

What do you mean if I didn't know? It wasn't a trap.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,514

RIP to4str 2012

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,516

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
He will live on forever in our hearts.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,622

@269,492 (D)
Nigga. I don't even know what's happenin'.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,624

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
he got a boner from looking at a femme guy, thus confirming that he is gay.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,636

@268,823 (B)
> if you like dick and you are attracted to any humans at all, then you are probably gay.

If you like any human at all, that would either make you bisexual or pansexual, not homosexual.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,639

@269,624 (B)
Ah. I've popped a boner on a trap. I scrolled down to see more pictures and felt disgusted. INSTAKILL!

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,640

@269,636 (J)
try parsing that sentence a different way, hombre.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,644

Wait, I just realized that the topic says "idiots that think it's gay to suck dick."

So, since I'm not an idiot, that doesn't make you angry. I win! To prove my intelligence, look at this statement as a new discovery.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,645

@269,640 (B)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,648

@previous (J)
> lol english can be ambiguous so i will choose the meaning that makes anon B look retarded and continue to assume that's what was meant even after being told to parse it differently

i meant that if you like humans at all (whether they are male or female) and you also like-a-da penis then you are gay for cocks and penii.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,649

@previous (B)
If people from England speak English, and people from Spain speak Spanish, us Americans speak full blown retard.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #269,650

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
lol

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #269,971

@269,315 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
But metrosexuals are closet gays.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #270,018

@269,624 (B)

> he got a boner

I did not.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #270,239

@269,971 (S)
Yeah. Probably.
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