squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago#15,299
She seems really cool, so i think it'll be a good time. We're having brunch, coffee, and then going to a bookstore. She's new to town, so i get to show her around a bit. Should be a lot of fun, we talked last night for hours. I think i kinda dig her.
I don't think mentally healthy people go into that line of work.
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squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#268,095
@268,093 (C)
Oh! Well, trust me, no one would be embarrassed to be seen with her.
Thanks anon C! I haven't had a sunday brunch date in years. It'll be fun
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#268,096
@268,094 (B)
Dude, she's healthy as fuck. A totally fit bird.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#268,097
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I bet her vagina disagrees.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#268,100
@previous (B)
Dude, wtf, this isn't the 70's, and this chick is a pro. She's clean as a whistle. I bet you don't quarterly screenings do you? I bet you don't even have condoms newer than 3 years old.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#268,101
And the best part is if the date doesn't go well i can slip her a hundred bucks at the end and still get a hummer. Win/win, amirite? I can't wait!
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#268,104
Aww, she's texting me :) that's cute, i was thinking about her too
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#268,106
@268,100 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
No I don't quarterly screenings because I'm not a prostitute.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#268,108
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,132
She's so cute, been texting with me all morning. She can't wait for brunch tomorrow, so she wants to go out tonight. If i play my cards right i might still get that breakfast, if you know what i mean :')
Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,133
Maybe you should man the fuck up and play the final fantasy 6 boss music before fucking anyone.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,136
Not give me money to buy alcohol with! Lol joke. I love you really! You're one of my favourites!
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,158
@268,155 (F)
No, it's a date. I guess i'm paying for dinner and drinks and all that, so it'll be like i'm paying for it, but no more than with just any ordinary broad.
But i am bringing cash just in case things go south.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,159
@268,156 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Ah, okay, i was nervous for a minute. <3
Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,160
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
sup jump? Everyone here knows you are a non-exclusive paedophile.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,161
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,253
Awesome. I'm seeing her tonight! Hopefully it'll turn into a breakfast date, wink, wink. Lol, just kidding (but not really) i think we're going to have fun :')
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,258
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,270
@previous (I)
Dude, i already told y'all i'm floorboard. Thesheep isn't the only one who loves prostitutes.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,287
So, we're going to get Pho for dinner, and then going to go look at christmas lights in the rich part of town. I think it sounds romantic, and she's very sweet, she wants us to go do toys-for-tots.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,290
Oh, and i've got to get ready and head out soon, so i'll have to let y'all know how it goes!
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,291
@268,268 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Dude, you're bragging about seeing a prostitute. Think about what you're doing here.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,299
@previous (B)
I'm thinking i've got a date with a smoking hot chick who is cool, fun, nice and expensive.
Real expensive. $500 an hour expensive. I can't afford to "see" her, dating her is the only viable strategy. If i can get in on this then look at the trade off value: $60 dinner, $40 other, i dunno, a $100 date?
And she charges, like, $3000 for overnight. Look at the value i'm getting! It's a no brainer. Believe me, i've been thinking this through all week.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,301
Good for you, OP!
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,309
Heading out, see you chumps later
Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,319
I will fuck you up like no poster ever has!
vocalon !TVbV0TeM.o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,406
For the uninitiated: the OP is trying to get a post with over 100 replies. This whole date-with-a-hooker thing is, he reckons, his best chance of doing that, after the pedo theme was done to death.
Just thought I'd give you all a heads up ;)
vocalon !RVtoegPubI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,407
@previous (vocalon !TVbV0TeM.o)
rofl @ you trying to be me
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,411
Why is a shit thread with 100 replies important?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,421
I do wonder what would happen if I took a prostitute on a date and not have sex with her.
Would you have to pay?
kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,443
@previous (N)
it depends. find out what she charges for everything. some callgirls charge for dates because it makes them feel "respectable".
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,448
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Have you ever used a prostitute, or known any personally?
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#268,451
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,703
got laid. brunch date ftw! I had no idea half-priced books are such a turn on for prostitutes.
Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,708
Prostitute.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,879
how was the date?
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,892
@268,270 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I don't really love prostitutes, I just support your way of thinking. It's a win win situation in your eyes, if she doesn't dig you, slip a $100 and still have sex.
I personally would never do a prostitute for money, where's the challenge in that. But if it floats your boat, have fun.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,941
If things don't work out, could you get charged for theft? Could she just be building up a whore tab for you?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,989
@268,879 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
it was pretty fun. she's a cool chick. I saw her this morning too and we went to the bookstore, and then went back to her place to screw.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,993
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
will you see her again? how was the sex?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#269,038
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Eh, maybe. i'd like to have a fling with her
r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,704
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,898
@previous (B)
yes. ive had many entertaining talks with whores. if he doesnt give a shit, he should just move on. hes not doing anyone any favors by
feigning interest. its demeaning.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,924
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
Who says i'm feigning interest. Y'all know how much i love prostitutes. And stop demeaning her by calling her a whore. I don't come to your job and call you a wet-back do i?
Ph !SQAJbBZk/o joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,925
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
That would make me laugh if you did. Considering I'm white as freshly fallen snow.
jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,959
@268,160 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Lol at thinking I would go on a date.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,963
@270,924 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
i have no problem with prostitutes but i hate repeating myself
while writing. is hooker a good compromise?
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,964
@previous (kook !nH6RAuX8mo)
hooker is a good term, it is describing an action (hookin'), so nobody can really get mad at it.
kook !nH6RAuX8mo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,966
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#270,967
@270,963 (kook !nH6RAuX8mo) @270,964 (V)
Prostitute, whore, hooker -whatever, you know it when you see it.
r04r !GETFUCKED replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#271,053
@OP
How did you two meet?
Do you mind she fucks other guys?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#271,075
@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)
Pretty fun coincidence, actually. I saw her prostitute ad about a month ago on the web. she was new in town, but also expensive, so i just made it a point to remeber her listing. (i was thinking christmas gift for myself, i'll be honest)
Anyway, about a month later i was cruising craigslist personals and she had posted an ad there looking for a weed hook-up and to chill. So, we started texting, but her buddy came through with some schwag and so nothing happened except i had confirmed her pictures and phone number with her prostitute ad.
Anyway, it was her and we kept texting all last week. Talk about coincidence, amirite?
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Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#271,076
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Have you told her about having been interested in her prostitution ad?
Does she even know you know she is a prostitute?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#271,081
@previous (S)
Nope. it's my exit strategy should i need to go DB Cooper on her.
Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#271,083