Minichan

Topic: ATTN: Gay Men of Minichan

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,265

If I offered myself up to you as your own personal servant to do with as you please. Would you accept my offer knowing that I am a heterosexual and that you would need to provide at least a meal and a place for me to sleep?

If yes, what would you do if I actually emailed you my home address?

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #267,291

Do you, by chance, live in New Zealand?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,292

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I already have a cage picked out for you, and I'll start stocking up on dog food!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,293

@267,291 (B)
I live in Southern California.
@previous (C)
Would you really feed me dog food?

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,294

@previous (A)
Take him up on it, man. Most people would only spring for cat food. Do you know how horrible that shit tastes? It tastes like cheese that's been left out all afternoon and started crusting. Live the motherfuckin' high life, bro.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,295

@267,293 (A)
what limits do you have, slave?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,296

@previous (B)
To be honest, probably zero.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,297

@267,293 (A)
Keeping another person is difficult, especially with the cost of living in SoCal. I'd have to feed you on kibble and ramen, sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,298

@previous (C)
At least it's food, so what's your email?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,299

@previous (A)
[email protected]

henn joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #267,300

@OP
Why would I need your home address?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #267,373

I'll feed you on 100% semen (not just mine, don't worry you won't go hungry) and I'll give you a place to sleep.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #267,375

> I want you to fuck me

> but I'm not gay

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #267,376

Since I'm not gay I'd just pimp your ass out. Soundsgoodman.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #267,669

Well I have a boyfriend so you'd have to be a total slave to the both of us or it could never work. We're gonna double team you for sure. But it can only ever be like that: two dicks for you. I'm not sharing my boy's custom fitted poop shoot with the likes of you.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #267,672

Only if you can find a friend willing to participate alongside you so I can make you do stuff to each other while I watched

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #268,060

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Can it be a girl?
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