Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#15,265
If I offered myself up to you as your own personal servant to do with as you please. Would you accept my offer knowing that I am a heterosexual and that you would need to provide at least a meal and a place for me to sleep?
If yes, what would you do if I actually emailed you my home address?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later[^][v]#267,291
Do you, by chance, live in New Zealand?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#267,292
@OP
I already have a cage picked out for you, and I'll start stocking up on dog food!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#267,293
@267,291 (B)
I live in Southern California. @previous (C)
Would you really feed me dog food?
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#267,294
@previous (A)
Take him up on it, man. Most people would only spring for cat food. Do you know how horrible that shit tastes? It tastes like cheese that's been left out all afternoon and started crusting. Live the motherfuckin' high life, bro.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#267,295
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#267,373
I'll feed you on 100% semen (not just mine, don't worry you won't go hungry) and I'll give you a place to sleep.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#267,375
> I want you to fuck me
> but I'm not gay
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#267,376
Since I'm not gay I'd just pimp your ass out. Soundsgoodman.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#267,669
Well I have a boyfriend so you'd have to be a total slave to the both of us or it could never work. We're gonna double team you for sure. But it can only ever be like that: two dicks for you. I'm not sharing my boy's custom fitted poop shoot with the likes of you.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#267,672
Only if you can find a friend willing to participate alongside you so I can make you do stuff to each other while I watched
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#268,060