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Topic: If you had the opportunity to kidnap me...

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #15,183

Would you? What would you do with me?

I'm a 21 year old Caucasian male with possible gender identity issues and random unknown thoughts of suicide/death despite being afraid of it.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #266,066

Pic.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #266,071

I'd do this. http://www.gayboystube.com/video/10530/slave-boys

:')

cat !LSD69pSotU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #266,072

> Caucasian
I thought you said Christian. If you said that, I would definitely not kidnap you :|

Also, probably not

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,081

@266,071 (C)
Sup squared?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,083

@previous (E)
Who's that? I've never heard of him.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,085

@previous (C)
That's exactly the kind of response that Squared would give.

Aren't you worried that your dad will see this? He does post here, you know.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,087

@previous (E)
SQUARED's dad does not post here.

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,126

i haev no idea who you are

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,140

@OP
Sup, UJ?

Squared's Dad joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,144

@266,087 (C)
Yes I do, young man.

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,145

@previous (Squared's Dad)
You're obviously not my Dad since he's still at work.

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,146

@266,144 (Squared's Dad)
@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
he just got home

I'll ask him :')

Squared's Dad replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,147

@266,145 (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
I was posting from my phone.
@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
I'm going to deny it. :')

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,148

@previous (Squared's Dad)
not possible

my dad has a nokia from like the 1980's

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,149

@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
> 1980's
> mobile phones

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,150

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
I was quite obviously exaggerating, dw. :')

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,151

@266,147 (Squared's Dad)
So, if you're my Dad you wont have any problems in telling me my name?

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,154

I'd turn you out, OP.

Squared's Dad replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,155

@266,151 (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
It begins with T, S or J, right?

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,156

@previous (Squared's Dad)
Maybe.

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,167

@266,155 (Squared's Dad)
So have you remembered it yet?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,169

@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
Your own father can't remember your name? What a guy.

Is he drunk?

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,170

@previous (E)
> Is he drunk?
Not yet. :')

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,172

@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
:')

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,173

Image went missing@previous (E)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,174

@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
:')

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,175

@previous (E)

:')

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,177

@previous (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
A google search for :') has no results.

What the fuck? :-/

r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,178

@previous (E)
Google doesn't index those characters, it just discards them. Look what happens when you search for "Mini:')chan" (It'll think you meant "Mini chan")

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,182

@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)
Then google has failed me. :/

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,183

@266,177 (E)
Try "colon apostrophe right parenthesis".

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,186

@266,167 (SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN.)
No, son. I'm too drunk.

SquaЯeD² !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,187

@previous (H)
Nice try, but I'm not an idiot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,547

@266,154 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
What does this mean?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,549

@previous (A)
it means he would be your pimp

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,551

@previous (K)
A cool pimp or a cruel pimp?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,553

@previous (A)
only he knows the answer to that one

also why are you me? lol~

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,556

@previous (K)

> also why are you me? lol~

What?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,558

@previous (A)
you are i and i am youâ„¢

except i am 22

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,560

@previous (K)
You are one year older than I am.

orc !WBRXcNtpf. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,561

I'd kidnap you. Smother you with affection. Eventually get caught up with more important things. Forget about you and --leave-- lock you in my closet for days on end without food or water.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,563

@266,560 (A)
time travel?

its just kinda interesting that almostme is also on minichan ;3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,564

@266,561 (orc !WBRXcNtpf.)
You're gay/bi?

orc !WBRXcNtpf. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,567

@previous (A)
Depends.

Are you a masochist?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,571

@previous (orc !WBRXcNtpf.)
I actually think I might be.

orc !WBRXcNtpf. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,580

@previous (A)
That's sexy. Too bad it'll never be.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,621

@266,551 (A)
> A cool pimp or a cruel pimp?

That ain't up to me, baby, that's up to you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #266,624

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I don't really care either way, but how cruel can you be?
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