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Topic: How do you hope you die?

henn started this discussion 15 years ago #15,124

I'm going to shoot myself in the head.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #265,367

Black on black violence.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #265,368

Car accident, instantaneous hopefully, too gruesome for open casket. It's also how I know I'm going to die because I am a terrible driver.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #265,369

I'm going to asphyxiate myself with helium gas. Every time I think of it I cheer up.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #265,372

On my own terms. Preferably peacefully, fairly quick, and I see it coming.

haikerensguide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #265,375

Death by snu-snu.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #265,384

@265,369 (D)
is helium better than using nitrogen?

also i will die to death

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #265,386

@265,369 (D)
@previous (G)
Nitrous oxide would be better. drift off into heaven high as a fuck

Also, I've answered this question before. Stabbed in the back while having sex with 2 prostitutes. It's fine as long as when it happens I'm fucking the pretty one.

kook !nH6RAuX8mo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,415

i think about a head shot so frequently that it feels soothing.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

WadeWilson !L2w8rReEL6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,424

@265,375 (haikerensguide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
This, so much this.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,438

Solanum virus.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,450

Single drug lethal injection for a crime I did not commit. The day after they find out with 100% certainty I am innocent and everyone is sad and regrets treating me poorly.

The joke is on them, I wanted to die.

@265,369 (D)
Don't buy a tank online. Mine wasn't filled. How am I supposed to fill it without a car?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,451

@265,386 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
> Nitrous oxide would be better. drift off into heaven high as a fuck

true but it would be harder to get an entire tank of nitrous oxide than to get a tank of nitrogen.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,457

@previous (G)
you only need a little bit, you won't be breathing it long. 30 seconds with your head in a trashbag, then you black out. 1 small trashbag, 1-2 easywhip canisters, or just buy whipped cream in a can and use that. Maybe 2-3, but really, you don't need a huge volume of gas.

probably cost less than 10 bucks.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,517

Rusty sword penetrating my anus.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,576

@265,457 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)

Not as classy as using a gas mask thing.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,577

Any way that would get me coverage on CNN.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,583

@265,457 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
it may only take 30 seconds to pass out but it can take up to around 10 minutes to die
you can still rip the bag off your head while unconscious if you start suffocating (ie you didnt use enough gas and the bag is clinging tightly to your face or O2 gets in and you turn it into CO2)

@265,576 (D)
you'd have to modify the mask to be airtight or combine the mask with a bag to be effective

waking up braindead would be pretty shitty so when you go to kill yourself with gas make sure you do it right ffs

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,585

@previous (G)

> you'd have to modify the mask to be airtight

Pretty easy if I use both tensile cabling to strap it to my head and also push down on it with my hands.

> waking up braindead

Brain dead means that I'm dead but life support is keeping my body moving and shaking. So I wouldn't really care if I was brain dead.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,587

@previous (D)
brain damaged then

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,589

Does charcoal burning really work? Will I die if I make my closet air-tight and burn charcoal in a saucepan?

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

dw !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,608

Impaled on a large cactus by someone named 'Grayson'

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,612

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
why

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,615

@265,589 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
there's only one way to know for sure!

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,616

@265,608 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

msn

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,617

@265,612 (B)
coolbeans

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,618

@previous (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
why the name 'grayson'?

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,622

@previous (B)
Grayson Hunt was the leader of Dead Echo, an elite band of soldiers and the pride of General Sarrano's army. After a revelation of the true nature of the work they did for Sarrano, Gray and his team went AWOL and have since become a band of rogue pirates. Extremely cynical, resentful and harboring a drunken disposition, Gray is pissed at the world, a ticking time bomb ready to explode at any second, which makes him both a dangerous and a skilled soldier to be reckoned with.

His gun is as dry as his sarcastic wit. Gray often acts first and never thinks about the consequences. Fighting is what keeps him busy and helps him forget about what happened in the past. Gray was seen battling the Ulysses, the warship of General Sarrano before both men went down in flames. After landing on the planet Stygia, Gray is forced to find his way off the planet while, in the meantime, teaming up with some rather unusual partners. Gray was last seen in an escape pod with Trishka on his way off of Stygia.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,626

@265,618 (B)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jLEYbLRU4o

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,627

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i expected softcore gay porn

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,628

@265,622 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

You're a whiney piece of shit and you'll never get laid, you know that, right?

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,629

@previous (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
at least i have a stable internet connection

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,631

@265,627 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
You got deathcore instead. Don't you feel relieved?

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,632

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
not sure

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,633

@265,628 (Green !6PPj7P5Iag)
That wasn't very nice, Green.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,634

@265,631 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I sure do!

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,635

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
where you expecting gay porn too then?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,636

@265,634 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You like BMTH though. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer gay porn?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,637

@265,635 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)
No, but metal is always relieving to hear.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,638

@265,636 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm quite sure, Mark.

Also, only like one of their songs. Haven't really heard any others.

dw !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,642

@265,637 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
disagree

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,643

@265,638 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well stop liking what I don't like.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,644

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What don't you like about them? I'm guessing it's the vocals?

Also, never.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,646

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The vocals blow, they're pretty bland instrumentally, and they're overrated. Also I hate them so you need to hate them too.

Green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,658

@265,629 (dw !AIy/L67q.s)

I'm sorry man. I love you so much. But how do you show your love? By going clubbing and banging every black man you see. Fuck bitches like you. (I love you xoxox).

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #265,668

@265,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
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