Topic: I WANNA MAKE 1000 DOLLARS REAL FAST

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,974

Like in 2 days, how do I do that?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #263,203

Sell an organ.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #263,210

Credit card fraud. Anyone in San Diego area tryna buy some norco?

RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #263,230

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Well wrong area, but I'd TOTALLY buy some Norco off you, then CWE those bitches, get high, come back here and shitpost all night. Seriously though, I can't find a trustworthy supplier atm... am having to make do with codeine half the time ffs

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #263,243

@previous (RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA)
find something to sell and overprice it on ebay

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,286

1. Donate blood
2. Go to a casino
3. Place all the money you got on black
4. Go back to 3.
5. Watch your money growing exponentially
6. ????
7. PROFIT!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,288

Sell alcohol and cigarettes to rich minors who couldn't otherwise buy them.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,297

Find a job that pays $50 an hour and work 10 hour days?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,301

@OP
You gonna have to put dem lips of yours all ova mah SLUB-A-DUB

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,374

@263,286 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)

Donate blood? Why? Why would I donate something? That makes me no money, and I actually lose blood. No thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,378

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,381

@OP

Create a ghost hunting forum and beg your user base for donations

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,384

@263,374 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
You get paid for donating blood.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,386

Pay back your debts and good karma will follow.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #264,426

@263,384 (K)
Nah. That's some shit. If it were that easy to make cash, a lot more people would be doing it.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #264,427

@263,286 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
For me it's always red.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #264,431

@263,381 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
lol'd

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #264,469

Why hasn't anyone mentioned theft? If you need quick money nothing is easier or faster than robbing a few business/people/houses. Personally i would go with muggings, it's much more personal that way. A knife works, but a gun is a little safer. Be sure to keep it loaded, just in case.

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #264,475

@OP
how did it work out?

Minichan