Topic: >that feel when the first draft of your 2k word essay is due tomorrow and you havent started

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,936

> and you don't care
> my face

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #262,685

Like that's even really that difficult to write.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,686

@previous (B)
its even easier to blow off

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,688

@previous (A)
and even easier to fail out of college and work at mcdonalds for the rest of your life

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,689

@previous (B)
yep. :')
fuck college.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,691

@previous (A)

vocalon !!FYsquCLhy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,692

that feel when you have 20 pages of homework due on Friday

and you're NOT DOING IT~

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,693

@previous (vocalon !!FYsquCLhy)
it's Tuesday...
@OP
I have I have 2500 words to write due by 6:45 PM tomorrow and I only have 738 words as of right now. Is there hope for either of us?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,695

@previous (D)
for you, yes

for me, no lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,697

Fun fact: The glug copypasta is 3675 words.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,698

> first draft

Derp

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,704

Time to start copy pasting from google. Plagiarism is your friend.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,719

> That feel when you have a 1000 word paper written and two tests you diligently studied for

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,738

I'll write it for you.
> The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

> Picture is of Carl Marx.

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Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,740

If it's not long enough, just copy and paste it until it is, using the thesaurus to replace the odd word every here and there. If you're in a crunch for time, don't even do that. The professors are too senile to notice and the TA's too busy helping the freshmen with extra credit study sessions.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,744

I usually just say the same thing over and over again in different words lol and start and finish paragraphs with like an intro and conclusion. That and being ridiculously verbose to try and get wordcount with as little content as possible

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,045

> 2000 words

Fucking easy mode.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,048

I almost knew that feel, but I've done most of it in the past two days.

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
This. It's actually not enough for a lot of stuff.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,050

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Exactly.
What's the paper on?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,053

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
The effect of foreign influence on China from 1900-2000. It's very simple though. Basically they get raped and pillaged until they start stealing and modifying foreign ideologies.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,054

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> It's very simple though.

Do it so.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,055

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
I have. I've learned from my last one where I tried to cram in too much. Now I just bring up an event, explain its relevance to the question and move on.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #263,106

@262,688 (B)
FACT: one would have to be very lucky to land a job at McDonald's without a college degree.

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