Topic: Today I stole a $129.00 USD L-R-G leather jacket from Macy's.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM started this discussion 15 years ago #14,912

I made $45 doing so. Ask me anything.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #262,364

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #262,365

Also, here is a picture of my $90 vaporizer a friend hooked me up with. I love it so much.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,366

@262,364 (B)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #262,367

Fuck off you shit-scum thief. You don't steal because of necessity, you do it for profit. You're a fucking awful person.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,368

@previous (C)
shut up
@OP
at least you didn't keep it, LRG is disgusting

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,369

@262,367 (C)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,370

@262,368 (D)
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Fuck off. I don't care for people who takes things that don't belong to them because they're fucking lowlifes who can't earn anything on their own legitimately. OP is a fucking petty criminal scumbag.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,371

@previous (C)
i feel like your anger is coming from somewhere else because it is not normal for someone to be so mad about this

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,372

@262,370 (C)

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,373

@262,367 (C)
Oh, okay. I'm sure $45 gives me luxury of being able to drive more than a few miles.

@262,368 (D)
I'm not a nigger.

@262,369 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I lol'd.

@262,370 (C)
Oh, okay. Also, stealing from a large company is totally a big loss for them.

@262,371 (D)
I agree. Maybe upset because I can manage to pull shit off like that? I dunno.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I lol'd harder.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,374

@262,370 (C)
Mad

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,375

@262,373 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Dat nigga mad!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,376

@262,370 (C)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,377

Enjoy prison op! or being shot by an ethnic shop owner.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,378

@262,371 (D)
Okay, Timber Nigger. Have you ever been robbed? Probably not. Keep living the suburban dream thinking you know how the real world actually works.
@262,372 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You're as bad as the niggers you say you don't like to be around. Theft is a CRIME.
@262,373 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> I'm not a nigger
> I steal from people for no good reason.
Fuck you, Meowth. Stealing is wrong regardless of whatever the amount is. You're a fucking scumbag for doing so. Your argument is that you steal because "it's not a big loss" for the company you take from? Yet you pocket that money for yourself, you greedy piece of shit. There is no Robin Hood argument with you. You're just a self-indulgent scumbag who is in it for your own gain. You make me sick.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,379

@previous (C)
I never said I don't like to be around negros. Stop being so mad.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #262,380

@262,374 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
@262,375 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
@262,376 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I agree.

@262,377 (F)
Because credit card fraud and identity theft doesn't give me that same risk which I've been doing for years. Either way, it doesn't matter to me. Obviously.

@262,378 (C)
Shoplifting is not theft. Leo Vegas doesn't hate niggers. Oh, okay. You're upset and I lol greatly at your anger. I sure pocket the money myself and I sure claimed to be a Robin Hood. Right? I don't care what you say, you're a turkey. Furthermore, I consider myself more as Aladdin. Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Although in my case, it's not only just food, but gas and other necessities I need. I'm sure your parents pay for your clothes. Mine haven't paid for mine in years.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Also, everyone who's upset with this obviously hasn't been on this site long enough. Everyone should know I'm the thief. I've been open about this since day one. I'm loling so hard at the rage. Oh, and DEM NIGGALIPZ!

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,382

Theft is a crime OP.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,384

@previous (G)
So is pirating music.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,385

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
No it's not.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,386

@previous (G)
Nor is pirating clothes.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,387

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
It's not "pirating" because it is physically taking an object which does not belong to you.

you nigger

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,388

@previous (G)
Why so literal?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,389

OP is a clothing pirate. The worst kind of pirate! Also wow, that's pretty impressive, bro.

If you can get away with breaking the law, good on you. So long as yu don't steal from individuals' homes, I have no problem with your work.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,390

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I appreciate your honesty. It was such an adrenaline rush as I've never stolen a clothing item so expensive. I've stolen socks mainly, but that's it for clothes. I impressed myself. I know that it's not the best life, but I do what I do to get by. Some people get the easy life where they're given pretty much everything for free. I'm definitely not one of those people. I do have some standards. I would never steal from family or friends. That's just lower than low. I can easily get into people's homes with my bump keys, but I would never do that either. When someone's home is broken into I believe it destroys their sense of security. Your home is where you should feel safe ya know? Plus, a friend of a friend recently got caught up breaking into homes. Turns out one guy was a navy deal and crept up on the one breaking in. Held him at gun point and called the cops. I couldn't help but lol.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,396

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
You're an alright guy, meowth. Your standards are level with mine, so keep on keeping on. I'd say be careful, but you've been doing this long enough to know not to get cocky.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,397

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
You're alright as well. Good to hear that you have standards and know not to get cocky with all of it. I really hate when people want me to steal them something and I'm like no. If I don't have a good feeling I'm not going to be a dumbass and try it. Greed gets in the way of a lot of criminals and they get caught up. Also, I gave the money my friend gave me to my parents.

Also, I lol at all the rage in this thread because this isn't news that I'm a criminal. I don't do credit card fraud or identity theft anymore, so I could be a lot worse.

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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,398

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Haha, I don't steal any more. I did a lot when I was younger, but I got scared by how easy it was, so I sort of stopped myself. What I meant was, I believe your standards are at the right level. I know what you mean about trusting your gut, though. Sometimes even just feeling bad about it will Make you slip up or lack the confidence to look normal and get away with it.

I don't think these guys have been around here very long... Or it's jelly.

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Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,399

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
It really is easy. I don't know how but I can do things like distinguish fake cameras from real cameras. A lot of people don't believe that, but obviously it's working for me if I haven't been caught yet. I kinda consider myself a kleptomaniac because I often have the temptation to steal. It's why some things that I've stolen are so random like little Indian men from Food 4 Less. And you completely understand the gut feeling concept. I don't know why a lot of people don't. Even though I know it's pretty unlikely for me to get caught, the littlest mistake can come bite me in the ass.

And yeah, that's my guess too. It seems like they don't remember when I defraud that one site for a free iPhone 4 or the the time I stole Black Ops from Walmart for my 360. If that's not the case, they best be jealous. Lol. I've had several of my friends tell me they wish they can steal like me. I still find it hilarious that the three cousins that were with me when I got Black Ops didn't even see it happen. They had no idea I got it because I told them I didn't want it anymore and put the case back on the shelf. They were watching the whole time. Cracks me up.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,411

@262,380 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> Shoplifting is not theft.
omg you are really that dumb

> Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat.
No, you gotta PRODUCE to eat. You, instead, are stealing what other's produce.

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,412

@262,388 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Why so immoral?

henn joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,413

@previous (I)
Maybe because he doesn't give a fuck

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,418

@262,389 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> OP is a clothing pirate. The worst kind of pirate! Also wow, that's pretty impressive, bro.
lolno there is a huge difference between piracy and theft.

> If you can get away with breaking the law, good on you. So long as yu don't steal from individuals' homes, I have no problem with your work.
This isn't about breaking the law. This is about violating consent and hurting real people.

> Or it's jelly.
Yeah, we jelly that this guy is an enemy of humanity, and destroys the very foundation of current prosperity and happiness. Fuck off, loser.

> If that's not the case, they best be jealous. Lol.
Actually, we're not jealous of your sad life. You claim to have to steal to eat. Who could be jealous of that? You're a loser, and you're life is fucked. We knew that you used to seal, and we appalled that you still do. It's not too late. Stop hurting people; stop stealing. Aside from our anger at the damage you are doing to your victims, we worry about you getting caught by the police, or even killed by some crazed immigrant shop owner. Don't steal.

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,419

@262,413 (henn)
He should give a fuck about other people.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,421

@262,418 (I)
No, he expressly said he does not invade houses or steal from people. He stole something that was ridiculously overpriced from a branch that probably makes tens of thousands of dollars profit minimum per year of an organization that makes millions if not billions of dollars profit per year. He did not hurt any individual by taking that jacket.

He is not an "enemy of humanity" (lol), he is, at worse, a menace to a dying capitalist society. Actually, that jacket will need to be reaced, so a new one will be ordered in to do so. This will give the jacket makers who work on shitty conditions some extra work. He is helping those people.

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,428

@262,380 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

> Because credit card fraud and identity theft doesn't give me that same risk which I've been doing for years. Either way, it doesn't matter to me. Obviously.

This is why, even though I know I commited a crime, I don't really feel like I hurt people by fucking with their creditcards. CC companies write it off and people get their fake money back. Its no big deal at all!

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,433

@262,421 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> No, he expressly said he does not invade houses or steal from people.
Who is he stealing from? Dogs? Cats? He is stealing property from people.

> He stole something that was ridiculously overpriced from a branch that probably makes tens of thousands of dollars profit minimum per year of an organization that makes millions if not billions of dollars profit per year.
So? That makes theft acceptable? Of course not. Be logical. You hold beliefs that are logically inconsistent; this is very dangerous, it enables you to perform evil actions.

> He did not hurt any individual by taking that jacket.
Wow. Do you actually believe this? Somebody owned that property before he stole it. He has hurt MANY people, including but not limited to:
- the consumers of the USA and the world, who must now pay more for goods, because insurance costs have increased due to his theft
- the shareholders of this company, who lost money because of his theft
- the employees of the company who are made redundant due to lowered profits
- the local community, wich is made undesirable by theft, and experiences a fall in rents and land prices
- the state has lost a source of revenue from sales tax

> He is not an "enemy of humanity" (lol), he is, at worse, a menace to a dying capitalist society.
I should have read to the end before I replied. Pic related, grow up.

> Actually, that jacket will need to be reaced, so a new one will be ordered in to do so. This will give the jacket makers who work on shitty conditions some extra work. He is helping those people.
LOL I can't believe some people actually still use the broken window fallacy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG4jhlPLVVs

peace bro! may you come into the light and start loving your fellow man! leave the hate behind, its worthless.

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,435

@previous (I)
Lol'd at your pic

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,436

@262,382 (G)
lol, I was waiting for somebody to use the macro generator like that.

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,437

op is literally worse than hitler

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,441

@previous (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
been visiting /r/circlejerk? :3

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dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,446

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dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,447

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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,451

I've reported this thread both to the police, and I've also sent a link of this thread to the Macy's contact e-mail address, so that they can try to trace the OP's IP address and prosecute him, or at least check their security cameras which overlook the jackets and maybe identify him.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,452

@previous (M)
lol

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,465

Just got a reply from the Macy's e-mail thanking me for reporting this thread to them and telling me they take theft very seriously and they're gonna look into it :))

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,482

@previous (M)
Remember, he lives in San Diego I think.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,483

@262,451 (M)
@262,465 (M)
Even matt makes more convincing legal threats than this.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,486

@previous (O)

I'm not making a "legal threat" asshole, I simply sent an e-mail off to Macy's for a laugh, took me all of 30 seconds, it's up to them if they pursue it. Try not to be so mad bro, not good for the blood pressure.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,489

@previous (M)

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,491

@262,486 (M)
> implying you never stole anything

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,493

@262,486 (M)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,494

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floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,497

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You stole my heart, you sexy bastard

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,501

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
This might sound a little strange but...I...I love you. A lot.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,503

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You realize it isn't getting bigger when you do that, right

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,504

@262,501 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
And i'm not even on fire! I'm flattered. <3

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,507

@262,503 (O)
That's what she said!

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,509

@previous (B)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,511

@262,503 (O)
It's not the size of the picture of the cat, it's the size of the cat in the picture. And you realize my dick is getting bigger when you do that, right? You are like milk for my dick.

@262,504 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Can we be bff's?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,512

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
That doesn't even make sense.

floorboard !KKezlbRMi. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,515

@262,511 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Only if we make fats really jealous by having public sex

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,516

@262,509 (O)
Ah, my one weakness: cats.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,518

@previous (B)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,522

@262,515 (floorboard !KKezlbRMi.)
You, me, public fountain, sexy time. Let's do it!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,526

@262,518 (O)
Would you say that this cat looks disgusted or annoyed?

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Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,531

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Skeptical. This one?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,536

@previous (O)
Hmmm, yes I can see it now that you mention it. He shall henceforth be known as skeptical cat.

The cat you posted looks like it's ready for a fight.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,696

@262,411 (I)
Rofl. lrn2sarcasm & lrn2aladdin

@262,412 (I)
See @262,413 (henn).

@262,418 (I)
MAXIMUM BUTTHURT!

@262,419 (I)
I don't. Also, a store isn't a person.

@262,421 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Rofl. This. It's like stealing a pack of gum from Walmart. That honestly hurts nobody.

@262,428 (WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI)
This is how I always saw credit card theft. The person calls the credit card company. Show they didn't make the purchases. Especially if they're some random ass items and the credit card was rarely used. They reimburse their money. No problems.

@262,433 (I)
I lied. Now this is MAXIMUM BUTTHURT. I did as much damage to the company as I did downloading Rebecca Black's song Friday.

@262,437 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
Good thing or a bad thing? Hitler didn't even do a lot of his own dirty work. He had lots of others do it for him.

@262,451 (M)
Rofl. Go for it. They don't care one bit. I'm some guy on the internet that claims to have stolen this item and included a picture of a price tag. That's oh so much help and everyone and everything said on the internet is 100% true. Not to mention, there's more than just one Macy's in a big city.

@262,465 (M)
Oh, okay. Lol. Where them headers at?

@262,482 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Lol. It's hard to say when I'm constantly moving back and forth everywhere these days. Southern California, Central California, Washington, and everywhere in between.

@262,483 (O)
Lol. This.

@262,486 (M)
lolumad

@262,491 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Right? I'm just good enough to steal large priced items. This is definitely one of my bigger steals along with Call of Duty: Black Ops. The biggest item I defraud was definitely that iPhone 4.

@262,511 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Lol'd hard.

@262,515 (floorboard !KKezlbRMi.)
Lol.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,713

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> claim not to give a fuck
> reply to every single post ITT

This makes the whole thing so much sadder. It's obvious now that you have a very low self esteem, that you need to identify as something "bad" in order to gain attention. Someone who was really stealing just to live would not brag about it here; they would be ashamed of it. You are like the dumb kid in class that plays up because he can't get attention from good grades, being funny, or being good looking. The ife you are leading is truly pitiful. You could have it so much better man.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,714

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Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,716

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
go to rickperry.com right now

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,724

@262,713 (I)
Lol. Go to any other thread I make. I reply to almost every response. I know for a fact that Leo Vegas, Unintentional Jackass, and at least myself are loling at you and everyone else talking shit. I'm sure I don't have good grades because I have the intelligence of a monkey yet somehow I manage to pull off a lot of the shit I do. I'm sure I'm the unfunny fuck when I get people to lol greatly. I'm sure I'm not good looking either when both guys and girls find me attractive. Including lesbians. I'm sure my life is truly pitiful. With all the shit that goes in on my life, I still somehow manage to make the best of what I have. Even though my I'm no longer engaged, no longer have a girlfriend in my life, got rejected for the military, and plenty of other shit, I'm still a hell of a lot happier than a lot of people I know because I make the best of what I have. I don't need to constantly talk shit about other people's lives to make myself feel better. I could have it so much better? I don't want anything better; I have the best. And although I can't get a job and I do what I do, I still have hookups worldwide and always have people welcoming me. This wedding I went to was also fun as fuck. Not only did the bride's father say "I always thought she'd marry this guy." (pointing to me), but even the bride said "I thought we were supposed to get married." I then replied "I'm not the one getting married here, you are." I may not be able to do everything the legal way, but at least I give what I can and can make it out there in the real world.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,728

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,731

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #262,733

@262,724 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> Lol. Go to any other thread I make. I reply to almost every response.
Because you are desperate for attention. I recognize this point.

> I know for a fact that Leo Vegas, Unintentional Jackass, and at least myself are loling at you and everyone else talking shit.
Defending the victims of your crimes, and encouraging you to stop hurting people is not talking shit. We are not speaking against you because we hate you, we are speak against your actions because we love people, including you and your victims.

> I'm sure I don't have good grades because I have the intelligence of a monkey yet somehow I manage to pull off a lot of the shit I do.
An intelligent man wouldn't steal.

> I'm sure I'm the unfunny fuck when I get people to lol greatly. I'm sure I'm not good looking either when both guys and girls find me attractive. Including lesbians.
Bragging about these things on a chan shows how desperate you are lol.

> I'm sure my life is truly pitiful. With all the shit that goes in on my life, I still somehow manage to make the best of what I have. Even though my I'm no longer engaged, no longer have a girlfriend in my life, got rejected for the military, and plenty of other shit, I'm still a hell of a lot happier than a lot of people I know because I make the best of what I have.
So your life is fucked? Doesn't give you a right to fuck up other people's lives.

> I don't need to constantly talk shit about other people's lives to make myself feel better. I could have it so much better? I don't want anything better; I have the best. And although I can't get a job and I do what I do, I still have hookups worldwide and always have people welcoming me. This wedding I went to was also fun as fuck. Not only did the bride's father say "I always thought she'd marry this guy." (pointing to me), but even the bride said "I thought we were supposed to get married." I then replied "I'm not the one getting married here, you are." I may not be able to do everything the legal way, but at least I give what I can and can make it out there in the real world.
You don't have anything - you are stealing. You are taking what belongs to other people. You are making other people's live worse. You are hurting people. You are not giving what you can lol you are taking, and you are definitely not "making it out there in the real world". You are a complete failure in life, and your life can't improve until you acknowledge this.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,753

@262,728 (G)
Lol'd.

@262,731 (Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG)
You wish.

@previous (I)
> Because you are desperate for attention. I recognize this point.
If I was desperate for attention I'd be on here 24/7 making threads that constantly get deleted like Depressionamn did.

> Defending the victims of your crimes, and encouraging you to stop hurting people is not talking shit. We are not speaking against you because we hate you, we are speak against your actions because we love people, including you and your victims.
Victims? It's a business that overprices so many items. Once again, it's like stealing a pack of gum from Walmart. They lose nothing. I don't need people to care about me, all I need is myself.

> An intelligent man wouldn't steal.
There are plenty of intelligent people that steal. You just don't know it because they're sneaky. It's like those hackers who figured out how to steal those new cars with just their laptop. Are they not intelligent?

> Bragging about these things on a chan shows how desperate you are lol.
Sounds like jealousy to me.

> So your life is fucked? Doesn't give you a right to fuck up other people's lives.
Yeah, my life is fucked. Did I say it was right to fuck up another person's life? Did stealing a jacket harm someone else's life? No. I don't do credit card fraud or identity theft anymore. Now if you were arguing how that was fucking up their life, I would agree with you to an extent. Identity theft definitely fucks up someone's life. Credit card fraud is just inconvenient really.

> You don't have anything - you are stealing. You are taking what belongs to other people. You are making other people's live worse. You are hurting people. You are not giving what you can lol you are taking, and you are definitely not "making it out there in the real world". You are a complete failure in life, and your life can't improve until you acknowledge this.
I am a complete failure in life. I have nothing. You're right. Not. I have it all because it's stolen. I'm a complete failure? Not really. I'm slowly getting my life together, and the legal life isn't working out for me. I do what I do best. I am making it out in the real world. Just because it isn't the legal way or the "right way", doesn't mean I'm not making it. Career criminals. Are they not making it in the real world because they do crimes for their career? Truth is, they're doing just fine.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,771

@262,378 (C)
1. ninjj
2. meowth didn't fucking break into somebody's house and steal it you dolt

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,772

@previous (D)

> 2. meowth didn't fucking break into somebody's house and steal it you dolt

This.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,779

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Anon C is just mad because some niggers stole his TV and raped his mom. Hi, moth

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,783

@previous (D)
Rofl. I'll take a yes on that one. How ya doin'?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,791

@262,753 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> If I was desperate for attention I'd be on here 24/7 making threads
You are, this thread related.

> Victims?
Yes, the many victims of your crimes.

> It's a business that overprices so many items.
lrn2economics. If people are buying it, it's not overpriced. Kudos on doing your best to increase prices for honest people though.

> Once again, it's like stealing a pack of gum from Walmart.
Yes, both are theft, although the magnitude of this theft is far greater than that of a pack of gum.

> They lose nothing.
Are you retarded? They lost a jacket! They lost the expected income from that jacket. They lost in the form of higher insurance costs. The insurance company lost because they had to pay out for your theft. The community lost in the form of higher prices because of your theft. The state lost in the form of loss of sales tax. The community in the form of lowered rent and land values because of your crime. The community lost in the form of higher costs for law enforcement because of your crime.

> I don't need people to care about me, all I need is myself.
You have clearly proven this to be untrue. You cannot even survive by yourself, you need to steal from others. You are entirely reliant on others for your entire existence. You need others to care for you, because you don't.

> There are plenty of intelligent people that steal. You just don't know it because they're sneaky. It's like those hackers who figured out how to steal those new cars with just their laptop. Are they not intelligent?
To decide to steal you must be unintelligent. This does not require you to be unintelligent in every area, only to be unintelligent in such core areas as to make you worthless.

> Sounds like jealousy to me.
I don't know if you actually think this, or if it's just a form of "YOU MAD?! LOL XD". No one is jealous of you. People do not hate Matthew Miller's theft because they are jealous, they hate him because he is low life scum, who they do not want to be anything like at all.

> Yeah, my life is fucked. Did I say it was right to fuck up another person's life?
You have attempted to justify fucking up people's lives multiple times ITT. Your action also prove that you think it is acceptable.

> Did stealing a jacket harm someone else's life? No.
Yes. Many people.

> I don't do credit card fraud or identity theft anymore. Now if you were arguing how that was fucking up their life, I would agree with you to an extent. Identity theft definitely fucks up someone's life. Credit card fraud is just inconvenient really.
You may be able to delude yourself, but the evil of your actions is apparent to everybody else. Your constant denials of objective reality are a sign of mental illness.

> I am a complete failure in life. I have nothing. You're right.
From this admission you can improve.

> Not. I have it all because it's stolen. I'm a complete failure? Not really. I'm slowly getting my life together, and the legal life isn't working out for me. I do what I do best. I am making it out in the real world. Just because it isn't the legal way or the "right way", doesn't mean I'm not making it. Career criminals. Are they not making it in the real world because they do crimes for their career? Truth is, they're doing just fine.
Oh, you're still lying to yourself. I am sorry for all the people you have hurt, for your family, and for you.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,809

@previous (I)
I apologize for the way you feel, but I still have to disagree with all you said. I'd go more in detail of I weren't on my phone. I find it funny that you keep saying how much it hurts everyone and I'm the reason that prices are so high. You know that more people than just myself steal overpriced items because they're overpriced to begin with. I didn't steal it because it was overpriced, I stole it simply for money. You say I did it for profit, yet how is there a profit off $50 which I used to pay for gas and food? I don't see a profit there at all. What I do is wrong, I get the point, and if you can't tell I can give one fuck less. You act as if I really cars about some anonymous person on the Internet who goes all moralfag on me when I guarantee in someway or somehow you've stolen something. Whether a $0.99 song on iTunes, Sony Vegas Pro, the antivirus you're currently using, or even a pack of gum. I'm totally attention whoring by making oh so many threads. I can totally make so much when I'm constantly off the site for extended amounts of time and randomly reappear. I argue back because I simply enjoy it. Plenty of people argue back for enjoyment, and in this case you make me laugh. You try to justify me by claiming somehow I'm insecure, yet I have nothing to be insecure about. By having to constantly tell me how bad I am, it seems you're insecure and just need to make yourself seem good. Oh, and poor judgement isn't based on intelligence. A smart business man doesn't always do the right thing, but that doesn't make him an idiot for making a wrong decision.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,821

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
> By having to constantly tell me how bad I am, it seems you're insecure and just need to make yourself seem good.
Out of everything you said, this stands out. YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON. If I thought you were a bad person, I wouldn't bother trying to convince you to stop stealing - it couldn't be done. I think you are a good person, and when you realize the damage you are doing to yourself and others you will stop.

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,822

@262,696 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
its just a meme from reddit :')

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WadeWilson !L2w8rReEL6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,823

> mfw this thread is still going on

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,824

@262,446 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
@262,447 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,825

@262,821 (I)
I don't see myself as a bad person, but for most people a person that steals is a bad person. The life I live is the way I choose to live it. I'm always trying to improve myself, which is why I bothered to get my diploma not too long back and stopped my addiction to oxy. Currently going on three years sober by the way. A lot of people that know me enough call me a robot due to my lack of emotions. The whole emotion and moral thing, I've never had any. I've never felt anything. Good nor bad. It's alright though, and I love my life. I appreciate what I have, but people do what they gotta do. I've tried the legal life numerous times, and it's constantly fucking me over. It's not the life for me, so I don't even bother with it. Maybe someday I'll be able to, but not anytime soon. I've grown up doing this stuff. Maybe someday I can have a normal life like many people, but just not today.

@262,822 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
Which post are you referring to?

@262,823 (WadeWilson !L2w8rReEL6)
I know. Not even my the thread I made about my free iPhone 4 had this many replies I don't think. Lol.

WadeWilson !L2w8rReEL6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,827

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Lol I don't think so either

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,828

@262,825 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
this one:
@262,437 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)

@262,824 (G)
mc didn't like the image

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,829

@262,827 (WadeWilson !L2w8rReEL6)
It's funny because I made $700 off that iPhone too. That's at least three times worse.

@previous (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
Ah, what really is reddit anyway?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,838

@262,825 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
Good and bad isn't about "laws" or arbitrary moral rules - it's about loving people. To love is to do good, and to not love is to do bad. Stealing is bad not because it is against their law, or because it is a sin, but because stealing is not loving.

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,839

@previous (I)

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails (1 Corinthians 13:4-8a, NIV).

However, I don't want to give nor receive any love.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,853

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)

If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing. (1 Corinthians 13:1-1, NIV).

Without love we are nothing.

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Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,856

@OP

> I made $45 doing so. Ask me anything.

U GOIN TO JAIL U GOIN TO JAIL. HAHAHHAA I REALLY HOPE THAT WAS THE REAL TAG YOU PICTURED. I SENT IT TO THE ATF/FBI/HOME LAND SECURITY AS WELL AS STATE POLICE (THE STATES YOU REFERENCED) AS WELL AS MACY'S CORPORATE OFFICES.

YES I AM JEWING YOU OVER

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Anonymous T double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,858

@262,829 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
AND STOP CREATING FAKE SHIT TO DISTRACT PEOPLE NIGGERFACE
http://minichan.org/topic/14946

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,866

@262,853 (I)
It's a shame I'm not religious.

@262,856 (T)
I am oh so scared.

@previous (T)
Oh, okay.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,868

@previous (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
You don't have to be religious to want to be something.

Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,877

@262,866 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
YOU SIR ARE A FUCKING NIGGERFAG. TAKE YOUR STOLEN SHIT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Anonymous T double-posted this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,879

THIS PICTURE PROPERLY DESCRIBES OP

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #262,932

@262,829 (Meowth !WcOabcjNAM)
reddit is like minichan but with a lot more people lololol

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #263,027

@262,868 (I)
I don't want much.

@262,877 (T)
@262,879 (T)
Has nobody noticed this before?

@previous (U)
Sounds crazy haha.

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