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Topic: Ask someone with narcissistic personality disorder anything

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 15 years ago #14,821

Before you go "oh you're just some kid who thinks being NPD or ASPD is bad ass, fuck off" I was diagnosed, by a licensed psychologist yesterday. It annoys me when 14 year old wannabe Dexters claim to be sociopaths, or because they're somewhat vain swear that they are "total narcissists"

I'm not that person, I genuinely have a personality disorder.

That being said, ask your questions and what not.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #261,334

Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,336

How many people have you murdered?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,337

@261,334 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I don't have a preference really, I guess I drink coke more often because that's what I get offered more often.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,338

@261,336 (C)

lol, I can't say I've committed a murder. Sorry.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,339

What's your relationship with your family like? Significant others?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,340

What do you look like?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,341

@261,337 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
But if you were offered Pepsi as well, which would you choose?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,343

what is it like, OP?

bookshelf joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,346

Are you an insufferable bastard?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,348

@261,339 (D)

I'm apathetic towards my family, they are often a means to an end. But that's about it. I have a girlfriend though, who I love very much.

@261,340 (C)
I'm thin, I have brown hair that's relatively short, I'm 5'11, brown eyes, but I wear bright blue contact lenses.

@261,341 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Pepsi I suppose

@261,343 (E)
I'd ask you the same question. I guess if I cared about the feelings of others, or had any semblance of remorse I'd probably do less of the things that I do. But I can't really explain to you "what it's like" because I don't know what it's like to be in your position, I can't compare myself to anything really. I mean, unless you just want me to give you text book shit, but you could google that.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,350

@261,346 (bookshelf)

Not at all, most people find me very charming. (I know a narcissist calling himself charming is kind of like "lol of course", but hey)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,357

@261,348 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
do you think you might also be a bit alexithymic?

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postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,360

@previous (E)

No, I don't think so. I certainly have emotions, and can process, even even control them fairly well.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #261,365

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
that's not what alexithymia is though..

it's not whether you have emotions or not
it's whether you can accurately describe your emotions or not

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,456

@previous (E)

Eh, I still don't think I have it. I mean sometimes I get mixed emotions that are somewhat confusing, but I still know, happy vs. sad and what not.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,486

My question is this: despite having been 'diagnosed' with NPD, is there even a small part of you which is aware of what a sad, pathetic, loser's life you are leading by spending your every waking moment on an internet forum announcing that you have a fashionable and oh-so-mysterious personality disorder (I'll bet you lead with this every time you meet a chick on the internet, right? Boy, they just love those dangerous, brooding types)? And, in the moments of clarity when you realise this, do you further understand that your NPD is a direct result of this kind of non-life?

bookshelf replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,512

@previous (G)
But sparkly skin is awesome!

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,555

What is the biggest thing you've stolen?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,556

What is the most valuable thing you've stolen?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,558

Do you think the doctor was correct in his diagnosis?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,568

@261,555 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@261,556 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

A car
A car, but a different one to the one above
I think he was close.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,575

@previous (G)
> implying car theft counts for shit

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #261,592

@261,568 (G)
This: @previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Also, you're not @OP...

@OP How frequently do you have sex? In the highly likely absence of a sex life, ow frequently do you masturbate?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,801

@261,486 (G)

lol I did use the "I'm a Narcissist" line once, and it ended rather poorly. Basically the person was like "YOU CAN NEVER LOVE ME?!!", which is never good. No I don't spend countless hours on the internet, and if I did, I don't think that would have anything to do with narcissism. I also love how whenever claims to have any sort of personality disorder, there's always someone like you to get angry that they claimed it. I don't understand why that is.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,803

@261,555 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

Thinking you mean in value: a watch. I stole a Luminor Panerai Daylight watch from a "friend"'s parent's dresser. I think it's like a 12,000 dollar watch. Mostly I just steal simple shit though like clothing, sunglasses, money, bits of jewelry, bibles, candy, whatever.

There's a "toys for tots" box in my school that I stole out of, I also frequently grab money out of the donation boxes for poor kids. I don't need the money per say, it's just funny to me that I'm stealing from the unfortunate.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,805

@261,558 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

I don't see why not, although refuting a doctor might be a pretty narcissistic thing to do.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,806

@261,592 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

I have sex at least once a week, sometimes 2 or 3 times. Just to be clear though, it's with the same person.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,831

@261,803 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

WTH?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,913

you never struck me as a narcissist
you seem like a decent guy
you look like zach braph
why would you post on minichan
get fucked
etc.
-ninjj

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #261,923

@previous (K)

lol thanks, I always thought you were pretty cool.
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