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Topic: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #14,782

Stranger: hey
You: are you relaxed
Stranger: yeah?
You: i am a relaxed salesman
Stranger: how do you sell relaxation
You: i dont yell to sell my products
Stranger: ah nice one
You: i dont sell relaxation
You: yeah
Stranger: dad joke
You: idk
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: what're you doing?
You: sitting down
You: dodging digital dicks
You: omegle is a terrible place
Stranger: true, true
Stranger: too much old man cock
You: its nasty
Stranger: so nasty
You: and neckbeards
You: one thing you can do
You: is make fun of their dicks
You: and say they're small
You: and then they'll get mad
You: and you win
Stranger: haha good game plan
You: have a coupon
Stranger: what's it for
You: the new habit burger in pasadena
Stranger: if only i had the money to travel across the world to get a free burger
You: free cheeseburger
You: awh ;_;
Stranger: nah $1 maccas cheeseburgers
Stranger: 12-2 every day
You: shit son thats cheap
Stranger: australia has its pros
Stranger: and cheap fattening foods is one of them
You: indeed
You: well i gtg
You: have a good one
Stranger: you too

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #260,576

> expect trolling
> pleasant conversation?
why

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,578

nobody cars

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,579

@260,576 (B)
dunno

@previous (C)
this lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,580

i reported this htread

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,601

This is old, maccas stopped that deal on 30th Oct

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,640

i like this htread

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,712

I hate this thread. Boring copypasta is boring.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,791

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what's up
Stranger: u guy?
You: it's the internet, of course i'm a guy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: aren't you?
You: yeah
You: no surprise there
Stranger: yea
You: are you mad?
Stranger: why
You: because you can't get your dick out
You: with a guy around
Stranger: even if somebody comes amd say its a girl i wont believe
You: I find that hard to believe
You: You don't just pretend?
Stranger: i dont care taking my dick out
You: If I was a chick then I bet you would
You: Wanna know a secret?
You: (I'm really a chick)
Stranger: really?
You: yup
Stranger: now how can I believe on you?
Stranger: or as u just said, im gonna have to pretend it
Stranger: right?
You: right
Stranger: ok and how old?
You: just get your dick out
Stranger: already is

henn joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,798

You: What are you wearing?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: uh

Stranger: jeans

Stranger: and a t

Stranger: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,802

Where is this chatroom?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,809

@previous (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
Omegle.

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,811

@previous (K)
Thank you.

vocalon !!kirqSGPag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,818

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21 bi male looking for fun
You: Hiya~
You: Pffftch no.
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/m/Muurika
Stranger: too young :P

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,822

@previous (vocalon !!kirqSGPag)
Are you gay?

vocalon !!kirqSGPag replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,823

@previous (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
No, why~?

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,824

@previous (vocalon !!kirqSGPag)
I am just curious. Are you bisexual?

vocalon !!kirqSGPag replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,827

@previous (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
Nah.

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,830

@previous (vocalon !!kirqSGPag)
Do you often talk to older males?

vocalon !!kirqSGPag replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,832

@previous (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
There's Matt, Omen, and my father, so no.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,833

@260,830 (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
it's omegle :/
What do you expect?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,834

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
I don't think she is familiar with Omegle.

buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,836

@previous (K)
I'm not familiar with Omegle. What is it?

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,838

@previous (buspoopie !!yLtgddXZY)
It pairs you with a random person using the site and you start chatting. They added a webcam chat too but just like chatroullette its just guys touching themselves.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #260,910

@previous (K)
Yeah, men can't touch themselves in private anymore. They all need the validation.

Of course your cock is nice... lol. Everyone knows only 1 in 10 cocks is any good.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

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