Topic: Does Santa Claus really use slave elf labor?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,771

Please tell me he at least pays them in something.

El !EditoGGK32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #260,404

He pays those fuckers in candy canes and leftover cookies, but peppermint and stale baked goods don't keep an igloo over an elf's head.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,405

He gives them room and board. If they strike he just brings in midgets.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,406

@previous (C)
Then what do the underpants gnomes do?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,409

@previous (A)
They steal underpants of course. Hence the name.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,410

@previous (C)
But they also work for Santa too, yes?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,411

@previous (A)
No, they have no association with the fat red one.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,414

> labor

El !EditoGGK32 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,415

@previous (D)

> >labor

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,416

Elves don't make the toys. That's ridiculous.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #260,422

@previous (jump)
You're probably right. The North Pole most likely has robots manufacturing everything nowadays in the 21st century. With the elves pre-delivering the toys to every house that celebrates Christmas with instructions not to put them out until the twenty-fourth of December.

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