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Topic: Michele Bachmann is the worlds greatest troll
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago#14,764
On Wednesday, presidential candidate Michele Bachmann held a town hall meeting at the Pizza Ranch in Waverly, Iowa. The highlight of the evening came when a high school student in attendance raised her hand and asked Bachmann what she would do to support and protect the gay community.
Bachmann responded that all Americans should and do have the same rights, which drew a smattering of applause. The student responded: "Well, why can't same-sex couples get married?" Bachmann responded that gay men and lesbians do in fact have the same rights as everyone else because they can marry members of the opposite sex. So, a gay man could marry a woman. And a lesbian woman could marry a man. Even though they are gay. Got that?"
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#260,298
My father uses that argument all the time. It's always pertinent to bring up, at that point, that straights are the only ones allowed to marry the people they're in love with. So while they can both marry people of the opposite sex, only one can marry the person they love.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,299
Michelle Bachmann is fucking retarded and evil, it's scary that she is taken seriously.
cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,302
Oh shit this is one of my favorite conservative arguments.
Also her husband is fucking gay as hell.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,309
Troll? Nah. Ign'ant bitch? Yeah.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,312
@260,302 (cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc)
I really, really hope that plays out into something amazing
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,314
@260,302 (cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc)
Her logic is flawless.
cccuuunnttt !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#260,317
@260,312 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Of course it will. Republicans are fucking awful at being discreet homos.
> My father uses that argument all the time. It's always pertinent to bring up, at that point, that straights are the only ones allowed to marry the people they're in love with. So while they can both marry people of the opposite sex, only one can marry the person they love.
I'm not allowed to marry my cousin. I am straight, yet not able to marry the person I love. Your argument is incorrect.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#260,431
I feel as though Herman Cain is a better troll. Michele is just legally-retarded.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#260,482
No, he's cured. We don't say cancer survivors are "diseased" so we don't say ex-gays are fags.
And by the way, you have to respect the woman for following her own advice. She's a shining example of what happens when a lesbian marries a gay dude.
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#260,755
@previous (K)
You can't cure homosexuality. He's still a flaming homo.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#260,908
@previous (L)
How can he possible be a homo when exactly nobody is willing to fuck his ass? huh?
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#261,068
@260,671 (K)
i was wondering if shei s a lesbian. she does say god told her to marry her husband. i cant think of any better way for a gay dude to marry a lesbian.