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Topic: What is the most painful experience your testicles have had?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,665

Describe it

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #258,688

football

Chris_Tomkinson !UoVHVa1d2. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,689

That one time when this white bitch shoved both of my testicles into her rectum.

My scrotum was purple for weeks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,690

Twilight.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,692

@258,688 (dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s)
@previous (D)
Describe it

dreamworks !AIy/L67q.s replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,695

@previous (A)
i was playing soccer and there was a ball

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,698

@258,692 (A)
The film made my testicles ache.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,699

@previous (D)
Because of the pent-up sexual tension?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,705

would anyone find it hilarious to see a gif of dreamworks getting hit in the sack with a soccer ball? i would

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,711

This black guy threw a golf ball at my dick when miniature golfing once. Fucking bastard.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,715

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
That's how you know a black man likes you.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,752

@OP
No, Becky.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,759

I was at my friend's house a few years ago and this guy that was always hanging around there jammed the broken leg of a wooden chair into my balls.

[^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,817

I was hit 27 times in the testicles with a foxtail. I was ok till number 27, then the tears burst from my eyes.

Mickey joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,862

I was walking across a tall pull-up bar, monkey bar sort of thing, at a playground, trying to impress the little girls.

but then I slipped and landed directly onto my nutsac and I cried and cried and cried and cried. I was like 15.

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,881

A chick asked if she could punch me in th stomach. She missed.

It dropped me to the ground. It was really painful.

buspupps !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,884

@258,862 (Mickey)
That's so sad!

green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,960

@258,711 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> black guy
> golfing

Mara♥ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,968

There was this one time I dry humped my girlfriend in a public park, I got so aroused and contracted the worst case of blue balls I have ever experienced. My testicles were aching for hours. Eventually I got home and I had to jerk off just to relieve the tension.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,992

This one time when I watched Hidamari Sketch...

Meowth !WcOabcjNAM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #259,052

A friend's audio setup in his car gave me the worst blue balls I've ever had in my life. The tip of my dick was soaking wet. True story.
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