Topic: I had a dream where God raped me...

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,649

It felt so realistic and I actually felt someone or something on top of me while I was sleeping laying on my stomach. I apparently sleep talked and asked, "Who is it?" And they whispered into my ear, "God." What does this mean?

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #258,453

It means you were asking for it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #258,454

@previous (jump)
How was I asking for it?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,460

@previous (A)
Wearing those skimpy clothes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,463

@previous (C)
I don't wear skimpy clothing.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,465

@previous (A)
That's not what God told us.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,471

@previous (D)
I wasn't and isn't there a chance that it was one of Satan's angels?

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #258,476

@previous (A)
God made Angels. He made them. They arent satan's, they are his.

You were being punished for slighting god. Or he was just horny in his infinite glory and decided to take what is rightfully his.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,491

@previous (jump)
Well, I don't appreciate being God's lady. And Satan's angels got kicked out of Heaven with him.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,511

It means God loves you silly.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,512

How big was his cock?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,521

@previous (F)
I dunno, but my ass felt phantom pains when I awoke.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,524

@previous (A)
You need to get fucked good again to massage the pain away. This is why anal is addictive.

You'll probably never be sexually satisfied again though. Gonna be tough to find a hotter cock than God's.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,525

@previous (E)
I feel gay now because I think I'd actually would enjoy anal.

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,526

@previous (A)
get plugged. it doesnt need to be gay.

or get a dude and just think about chicks. or thin kabotu dudes. its only gay if you want it to be.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,527

@258,525 (A)
So why not do it? Pray to god for another go.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,529

@258,526 (jump)
Get plugged? And I think I'd enjoy it more if I pretend to be a pretty girl.
Am I gay?
@previous (E)
But what if it was actually Satan posing as God?

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,531

@previous (A)
I don't think satan is allowed to do that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,532

@previous (G)
Doesn't Satan do whatever he pleases because he's outside the frame of good?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,533

@258,529 (A)
Why would satan lie?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,537

@258,529 (A)
Only you can answer the question of whether or not you're gay. Do you like men really, of just cock?

But if you're a woman trapped in a man's body you're not gay under Islamic law, provided you submit to a sex change of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9oZlOU5UE

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,546

@previous (E)
I wish I had the money for a sex change. How the hell could that be legal under Islamic law when many in America still call male-to-females males?
Do they have to live as women do in their culture? With vales and everything?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,550

@previous (A)
Being a dude who likes cock is a sin. Being a man trapped in a womans body is a genetic abnormality.

btw, America is fucking stupid. Not as stupid as Iran obviously, but fucking stupid all the same.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,557

@previous (E)
But what if you're a woman trapped in a man's body and also like cock?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,561

@258,524 (E)

> You need to get fucked good again to massage the pain away. This is why anal is addictive.
>
> You'll probably never be sexually satisfied again though. Gonna be tough to find a hotter cock than God's.

lol you sound like Broseph

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,567

I've never have the money for therapy, hormones, and surgery.
I'm a fucking loser with gender identity issues.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,579

@258,557 (A)
Hideously deformed women aren't allowed to enjoy cock. Everyone knows this.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,671

Join The Children of God cult. Since the original leader died it's not expressly pedo, but you are supposed to fap imagining Jesus banging away at you. If you're a guy you temporarily imagine you are a girl because Jesus isn't gay and homosexuals are evil. Somehow that works.

I think the current name is The Family International or something.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,713

@258,525 (A)
I asked a girl to peg me. I'll let you know how it goes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,716

@258,671 (J)

Really?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,719

@258,713 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Really?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,726

@258,713 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Oh man, I'd go back to being straight if I could find a girl to do that.

Well, to be honest I'm not going back to eating pussy. I'll lick the clit sure, but I'm not going back to the days of chewing the labia and sticking my tongue deep into the vag. I don't miss that taste one bit. In fact, tits are really the only thing I miss about women. Well, and the fact that they are women.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,774

@258,716 (A)

Yeah. They also expected females to get converts by prostituting themselves and prosletyzing while doing it. They were encouraged to get pregnant while being prostitutes to make new members. These kids were called Jesus babies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_God_(cult)

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floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,781

@258,726 (I)
> sticking my tongue deep into the vag.

Now you're talking, bud

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,823

@258,774 (J)
So if Tinychan is Catholicism (the first) and Minichan is Protestantism (the spin off). Does this mean GHOUL is the Children of God cult?

[^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,827

@previous (A)
its more like the mormans. no one really cares about them, but they always seem to pop up when discussing the other two.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,828

@previous ([^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs)
But the Mormons have a big say in politics. Like Mitt Romney.

[^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,830

@previous (A)
If you say so.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,835

@previous ([^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs)
Aren't they also the reason why Prop. 8 in California won?

[^_^] !RPWBTS3kPs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,838

@previous (A)
Fuck if I know. I wasn't in state when that occured

buspupps !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,887

@258,671 (J)
http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Main_Page

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,888

@258,823 (A)
lol, where the fuck did that come from

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #258,890

@previous (O)

Vocalon.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #259,139

@258,887 (buspupps !!hkv8K5ZEY)

I think you are supposed to beg for his golden seeds or something. As cults go they are pretty interesting. This one is why River and Joachim Pheonix are/were so fucked in the head.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #259,140

@258,828 (A)
But but, Romney's gonna lose BECAUSE he's a Mormon.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #259,186

I like to imagine God having a very smooth, moist bellend. He probably oils the shaft too.