Topic: How come Mrs. Claus doesn't have an official first name?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,476
Doesn't seem fair.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #256,029
Because then people would dox her.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #256,030
Because she doesn't do shit. She just sits around while Santa does all the work. Lazy bitch.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #256,032
@256,029 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Like they wouldn't be able to dox them with his full name Santa Claus?
Like they wouldn't be able to dox them with his full name Santa Claus?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,034
Because patriarchy.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,036
she doesnt exist
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,038
@256,030 (C)
That doesn't seem right. She probably bakes him cookies or something. Cookies give Santa his strength for the big flight.
That doesn't seem right. She probably bakes him cookies or something. Cookies give Santa his strength for the big flight.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,039
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,040
@256,038 (A)
People give Santa his cookies, Mrs. Claus just sits around doing nothing while he's out delivering gifts for billions of kids.
She doesn't deserve a first name. She probably cheats on him too.
People give Santa his cookies, Mrs. Claus just sits around doing nothing while he's out delivering gifts for billions of kids.
She doesn't deserve a first name. She probably cheats on him too.
Anonymous C double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,041
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,043
@256,039 (A)
i'm not asking whats gods first name am i?
@previous (C)
common sense
theres my evidence bud
i'm not asking whats gods first name am i?
@previous (C)
common sense
theres my evidence bud
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,044
@previous (E)
Common sense is not evidence. You're claiming Mrs. Clause doesn't exist, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Common sense is not evidence. You're claiming Mrs. Clause doesn't exist, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,045
@256,040 (C)
Those cookies are for his work hours. He needs strength before he takes off. That is where she'll most likely come in. Plus why the fuck would she cheat on him when he only works one day a year? I would expect Santa will be the one to cheat on her. Have you ever listened to Santa Baby?
Those cookies are for his work hours. He needs strength before he takes off. That is where she'll most likely come in. Plus why the fuck would she cheat on him when he only works one day a year? I would expect Santa will be the one to cheat on her. Have you ever listened to Santa Baby?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,046
Her name is 'Sharpened'...She's an emo most of the year.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #256,047
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,096
She does her name is Jessica.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,120
She does her name is Subordinate.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,121
her name is bitch
jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,134
her name is slim shady
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,313
Because she's a total whore OP. The kind who make orgies with black elves white Santa's out delivering presents to all the good boys and girls.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #256,321
@previous (K)
> The kind who make orgies with black elves while Santa's out delivering presents
Wait, Becky is Mrs. Claus?
> The kind who make orgies with black elves while Santa's out delivering presents
Wait, Becky is Mrs. Claus?
