Topic: Oh fuck. My jew lizard is turning into a vampire now. What the shit do I do?
floorboard !6SMwzBOKAk started this discussion 15 years ago #14,368
a bloodsucking, thieving, haggling, jewish lizard vampire is way too fucking spot on. Should I report this shit to the accuracy police?(Edited 14 seconds later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #254,714
Fake Anon.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #254,715
Mash B, dude.
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #254,717
That's it. I'm going to fuck a skyrim. I'm going to buy cider and play a fucking skyrim.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #254,719
What's vampirism like in Skyrim? Is it still overpowered like it was in Oblivion?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #254,720
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
everybody hates you and tries to kill you if you roll into town
green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #254,721
@previous (E)
Don't say that! I love Killer Lettuce!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,743
@254,720 (E)
Sounds like a laugh.
r04r !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,767
How did you contract it? I didn't really find any vampire caves, unless I forgot about them.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,769
@previous (r04r !GETFUCKED)
A surefire way is to find some is the lost dog quest in Falkreath. You run into some vamps during that.
floorboard !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,839
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That's how i got it.
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,843
How do you get rid of it
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #254,849
@previous (Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk)
you have to do this scene with your avatar in broad daylight in full vampire mode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCLM4KbZu5k
Edit: i can't find the full scene, sorries
(Edited 57 seconds later.)
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