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Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#14,294
Ass is superior and every man secretly knows it. Just look at the number of ass fuck scenes in porn versus the number of bug fuck scenes, it's at least 2 to 1 if not 3 to 1.
As an evolutionary scholar, I know that from a survival standpoint, vagina emerged to accommodate 10 inch baby heads. This is why all vagina is gaping vagina and no cock is ever really big enough to satisfy a woman.
Yes, women also need to attract mates for successful reproduction, but since babies don't feed themselves this is very much a secondary consideration. Surviving child birth is essential to genetic proliferation. Attracting all the semen in the world won't help the woman whose vag is inherently inelastic. So the vagina evolved for practicality first and attractiveness second.
This is why women have tits. Tits are equally delicious to men and babies alike and this is wholly consistent with evolutionary needs. Tits must be delicious to babies for purposes of natural selection, and must be delicious to men for purposes of sexual selection. That's why even a well lubed titie fuck is better than a vag fuck.
The only exception is virgin vagina. Which has evolved to be incredibly good since it's entirely unnecessary for a vag to be super-stretch before it's been penetrated.
I dunno what happened. It looked fine. I gave it 6 equations and it was all straight, but when I posted.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#253,685
@previous (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
It's because equal signs are part of the markup syntax for header (http://minichan.org/markup_syntax) and when they're used it breaks the line too.
green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#253,687
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#256,464
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#256,465
@256,463 (G)
I know this is going to shock a lot of virgins who think women are made of sugar and roses, but women do in fact take dumps. They do have assholes, and yes, there are women who enjoy it in the ass. There's even a few who like it that aren't sluts or porn stars.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#256,466
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,146
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Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,151
Faggot inserts penis in Green's rectum. Green's penis is covered with fresh human manure. Green stands up as a breeze drifts in from the open window caring a seed from a....
Phone call so I will have to finish this reply after the call.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,153
@previous (R)
What is your goddamn problem you creepy old faggot? Would you kindly shut the fuck up and stop talking shit about me?
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,154
The op is absolutely right. The vagina is best when there is little to look at, while a penis is a beautiful and powerful entity of power and erotica.
dw replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,155
What was my sexuality 5 years ago??
DW circa 5 years ago joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,164
> The op is absolutely right. The vagina is best when there is little to look at, while a penis is a beautiful and powerful entity of power and erotica.
u just couldn't get Tha pussy walt
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,224
Anonymous R replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,231
@727,153 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You are the only one here who sucked his own cock gay cock. You are the only person here (not counting anyone banned) who spread his feces around town.
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,233
@727,191 (buto)
Why do you think a woman's rectum is cleaner than her vagina?
Did you take basic biology in school? Did you even attend school?
What backward country do you live in?
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,299
> Why do you think a woman's rectum is cleaner than her vagina? > Did you take basic biology in school? Did you even attend school? > What backward country do you live in?
did u cite the wrong person?
buto double-posted this 10 years ago, 41 seconds later, 5 years after the original post[^][v]#727,301