Topic: New human-brain chip can be adjusted for cannabis effect.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #14,220

Found here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/17/mit_synaptic_chip/

Interesting read, and a chip that makes you stoned and gives you a super memory is nice too.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #252,419

First. I want to be first.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #252,420

I want one.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #252,423

@previous (C)
Too bad, i called it first

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #252,428

Feeling good is illegal. This will never be legalized.

Walter Calton !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,461

I never asked for this.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,509

@252,428 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

> Feeling good is illegal. This will never be legalized.

So much truth. So much sad.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,518

none of you read the fucking article

this is a chip that is a brain
not a chip that goes in your brain

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,527

@previous (G)

if they adapted like a bank card chip to go into my thumb so I could just scan my thumb and the chip used my thumbprint which is inside the chip as proof of ownership

i would totally get one

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,542

@previous (H)
I don't want robbers stealing my thumbs

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,546

@252,527 (H)
Goes to far. I refuse to even use a credit card.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,548

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Stop living in the past, hillbilly

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,550

@252,518 (G)
Why is that useful? Stoned robots? That doesn't sound like a good idea.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,554

@252,548 (J)
Its not that I choose to live in the past, I just prefer to make my transactions in cash. I am fine with a bank account, but giving out a number that has access to my hard earned money doesn't settle well with me.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,556

@252,542 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)

there is the magic

the thumbs have to be alive

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,557

@252,550 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
so they can run simulations of brains on the correct hardware instead of also simulating the hardware on an x86 or ARM processor like they do currently

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

The Question joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,577

we already have chips in our brains. tagging new borns has been standard practice since 1972. that's how they always know where you are.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,578

@previous (The Question)

So, how did one get tracked in 1975?

The Question replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,586

@previous (H)

got careless. underestimated the enemy. not a mistake I intend to repeat.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,774

@252,518 (G)
I thought it was a chip you put in your brain that got you high.

dissapoint

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,780

@previous (C)
blame OP for writing a shitty headline and topic

they also claim to have read the article lololol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,787

@previous (G)
problem?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,796

@previous (A)
yeah

don't say something is an interesting read if you clearly haven't read something
it makes this place look bad

Anonymous A (OP) joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #252,797

@previous (G)
Thank you, child.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #252,840

@252,796 (G)
mad

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #253,071

@previous (A)
lol no u

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #253,072

clearly someone needs to invent a chip that gets you high

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #253,073

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Much easier just to buy some weed.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #253,097

Illuminati did it. Those bastards do everything.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #253,319

I say!

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