Topic: World of Warcraft sucks! Move over, a new game is in town!
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 15 years ago#1,413
On from Tinychan is making this game.
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<King> Oh the hero! The <Final boss name> is awaken and are threatening our lives! You have to fight for justice and put an end to its evil plan!
<Kimmo> AND YOU WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN JUST SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING WHILE I DO ALL THE HARDWORK CLEANING THE CANCER OF THE WORLD? YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
<King> Here, open the chests and take what's inside to better prepare yourself for the jorney.
<Kimmo> (180 degree of change in attitude) Oh a donation? Why thank you my lord...... (open the chest, attitude flip again) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? A PIECE OF WORTHLESS STICK (the basic weapon) AND A WITTY 100 COINS!? FUCK YOU YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNT! I AM THE HERO AND I AM GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD AND ALL YOU GIVE ME IS A MERE 100 COINS AND A STICK YOU POKED YOUR ASS WITH!? UNBE-FUCKING-LIEVEABLE!!
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(Enter the tavern, talk to the girl behind counter who'll let you make new teammate)
<Girl> Welcome traveller, in here you can meet new friends and travel together in your journey. What would you like to do today?
<Kimmo> Ok I would need a few of wiseguys to help in my tasks, also a sweet loli sex slave would be neat......(going through the character creation menus) WAIT A MINUTE WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? NO WISEGUY CLASS? SERIOUSLY? YOU FUCKTARD TROLL! HOW CAN I SAVE THE WORLD WITHOUT ANY WISEGUYS?? WHO NEED THOSE STUPID WORTHLESS WARRIOR FIGHTER CLERIC AND WIZARD??? ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I CAN SPECIFY THE GENDER BUT NOT THE AGE? WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY SYSTEM IS IT??? AND YOU DARE TO OPEN BUSINESS WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH? YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING UNSERIOUS FRAUD COMPANY!!!
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<Merchant> Welcome! What would you like to buy?
<Kimmo> Just give me the best gear you have...... WAIT WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? THE BEST YOU GOT IS PATHETIC LOOKING COPPER SWORDS AND SMELLY LEATHER ARMOURS?? WHERE IS MY HOLY SWORD AND WHERE IS MY DIAMOND ARMOR!? YOU EXPECT ME TO KILL THE EVIL WITH THESE WITTY TOYS!? WHAT. IS. YOUR. FUCKING. PROBLEM!!??!?!?!? UNBELIEVEABLE!!! Fuck it I'll just get whatever you have......(grab a copper sword and saw a price tag attached onto it) $150? WHAT IS IT, $150?? ARE YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SERIOUS??? I AM THE HERO, AND I AM GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD AND ALL YOU WORTHLESS FUCKTARD FROM THE CANCER EVIL LORD, AND YOU DARE TO CHARGE ME $150 FOR A SHITTY COPPER SWORD??? YOU UNSERIOUS FRAUD COMPANY AND DISRESPECTFUL DIPSHIT!!! Ok you know what here's a deal you cannot resist: you give me the weapons free, and I'll put your shop's name on my shield, so everyone will know your shop when I travel and fight monsters! It is a frigging free ad-slot!! You should be happy to get this with just some weapons instead of paying it million dollar per nanosecond! Now just give me what I need......
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#27,454
What about phoenix the bird!?
He could be Kimmo's trusty side-kick. He could feed him posts. NAM-NAM-NAM. ^_^
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#27,579
sounds familiar
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#27,701
MiniMUD?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#27,706
I wish On wrote dialogue for every Asian produced game on the market, it would brighten my day.
Bitcoins !5qPJGR/JRI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#27,708
Can the currency of the game be Bitcoins?
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#28,010
@27,453 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Fuck you. I'd hate the idea of moving to Japan. I just find aspects of their culture interesting, especially when compared to this cultural wasteland that is Michigan.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#28,019
> Fuck you.
Your place or mine? > I'd hate the idea of moving to Japan.
Why is that? > I just find aspects of their culture interesting,
Such as? > especially when compared to this cultural wasteland that is Michigan.
There is some sort of culture everywhere I believe.
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psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#28,025
> > Fuck you. > Your place or mine?
MAtt Miller's. > > I'd hate the idea of moving to Japan. > Why is that?
It is incredibly depressing to live in, but a blast to visit. > > I just find aspects of their culture interesting, > Such as?
The fact that it is absolutely insane. > > especially when compared to this cultural wasteland that is Michigan. > There is some sort of culture everywhere I believe.
Not here. It is all either Southern nigger culture or Canadian culture.