Topic: That feel when you lie down to masturbate..
Green !6PPj7P5Iag started this discussion 15 years ago #14,114
Then you realise you really need to pee.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #251,223
That feel when you can recognise green topics just by reading the headline.
vocalon !!uCYNn6J67 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #251,226
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,292
That feel when you don't care and just masturbate.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,309
That feel when your pee forks because of an erection and sprays all over tge shower curtain and your pant leg.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,316
Green !6PPj7P5Iag (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,321
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,410
I was talking to this Philipino dude earlier, he reckons if you masturbate sitting down, your weiner shrinks.. permanently
!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,411
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,412
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #251,525
@251,411 (!JuMPb0dbaE)
lol I got no idea... was too busy trying to get it into his head that masturbation doesn't make you thin (he thought that also lol)
lol I got no idea... was too busy trying to get it into his head that masturbation doesn't make you thin (he thought that also lol)