Topic: I'm drunk. Ask me anything
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago #14,081
howdy faggotsAnonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #250,816
FUCK what time is it there, i usually don't start drinkin till 11 am
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,817
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,818
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Christ. Still drunk from last night, or started drinking already?
Christ. Still drunk from last night, or started drinking already?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,819
Coke or Pepsi?
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,820
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,821
desktop !DveSJniSJY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,822
Hey, man. How's it going, bruv. How did you get to be so awesome, dude? Is it from all the hot pussy you pull or is it all the money you make?
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,826
be back later, going for a drive. getting a cup of coffee
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #250,837
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
> be back later, going for a drive. getting a cup of coffee
LOL at going for a drive, America FUCK YEA.
> be back later, going for a drive. getting a cup of coffee
LOL at going for a drive, America FUCK YEA.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #250,850
Green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #250,876
What happened to my replies?
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,091
I can't believe this thread didn't get more action.Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,093
How many pets you have?
What is your favorite kind of pizza?
What is your least favorite color?
Do you, in fact, remember the lessons learned from the potato famine?
You are locked in an empty tiled (on every surface) room with only a locked steel door and a pencil laying on the floor. How do you escape?
What is your opinion on prostitution?
What is your opinion on abortion?
What is your opinion on marijuana legalization?
What is your opinion on the recent protests in Egypt?
What is your opinion on Google?
Why is your name "floorboard"?
Why did you make this thread?
Why won't that stray cat outside shut up?
Do you prefer bottled water or tap water?
Do you like Metal Gear?
What time did you wake up this morning?
Do you have a Playstation 3?
Do you pay for your internet or do you steal it from your neighbors?
Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
What web browser do you use?
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
Do you own an electric car?
Do you take part in the consumption of illegal drugs?
Do you have a pencil sharpener nearby?
If someone were to break into your home through the window of the room you are currently in, what would you grab first for use as a weapon?
Is it snowing where you are? If so, how much has it snowed so far?
What is your favorite kind of pizza?
What is your least favorite color?
Do you, in fact, remember the lessons learned from the potato famine?
You are locked in an empty tiled (on every surface) room with only a locked steel door and a pencil laying on the floor. How do you escape?
What is your opinion on prostitution?
What is your opinion on abortion?
What is your opinion on marijuana legalization?
What is your opinion on the recent protests in Egypt?
What is your opinion on Google?
Why is your name "floorboard"?
Why did you make this thread?
Why won't that stray cat outside shut up?
Do you prefer bottled water or tap water?
Do you like Metal Gear?
What time did you wake up this morning?
Do you have a Playstation 3?
Do you pay for your internet or do you steal it from your neighbors?
Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
What web browser do you use?
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
Do you own an electric car?
Do you take part in the consumption of illegal drugs?
Do you have a pencil sharpener nearby?
If someone were to break into your home through the window of the room you are currently in, what would you grab first for use as a weapon?
Is it snowing where you are? If so, how much has it snowed so far?
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,102
@previous (G)
> How many pets you have?
>
I have a cat, and a dog, several birds and a ferret. Outside I have a 3 foot iguanna in the reptile house along with a python named george. The rabbits and mice aren't pets, they are food. But not the shrews.
> What is your favorite kind of pizza?
>
seafood.
> What is your least favorite color?
>
Bluellow
> Do you, in fact, remember the lessons learned from the potato famine?
>
"If you're hungry, eat shit you dig out of the ground."
> You are locked in an empty tiled (on every surface) room with only a locked steel door and a pencil laying on the floor. How do you escape?
>
suicide by pencil. If all goes to plan I'll be reincarnated as a minor deity.
> What is your opinion on prostitution?
>
They'd best be pretty
> What is your opinion on abortion?
>
Super glad I've got no say in the matter
> What is your opinion on marijuana legalization?
>
fuck the police, I don't care if you legalize shit. Laws can't stop me now.
> What is your opinion on the recent protests in Egypt?
>
glad
> What is your opinion on Google?
>
it's pretty okay i guess
> Why is your name "floorboard"?
>
because someone didn't like the name "bookshelf" so I changed it for them
> Why did you make this thread?
>
probably so i could post that picture of the taxidermied cat
> Why won't that stray cat outside shut up?
>
because I put small piles of tuna on other people's doorsteps so it'll quit fucking with the screens on my door
> Do you prefer bottled water or tap water?
>
filtered tap i guess, why?
> Do you like Metal Gear?
>
it used to be okay, then it got all preachy
> What time did you wake up this morning?
>
9ish
> Do you have a Playstation 3?
>
yup
> Do you pay for your internet or do you steal it from your neighbors?
>
depends what i'm using it for
> Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
>
I've eaten 1000 year old eggs. purposefully
> What web browser do you use?
Firefox
> Have you ever had sex with a horse?
>
no :|
> Do you own an electric car?
>
no :/
> Do you take part in the consumption of illegal drugs?
>
not as much as i used to
> Do you have a pencil sharpener nearby?
>
Nope
> If someone were to break into your home through the window of the room you are currently in, what would you grab first for use as a weapon?
>
the pistol i keep in my room to shoot intruders
> Is it snowing where you are? If so, how much has it snowed so far?
no
> How many pets you have?
>
I have a cat, and a dog, several birds and a ferret. Outside I have a 3 foot iguanna in the reptile house along with a python named george. The rabbits and mice aren't pets, they are food. But not the shrews.
> What is your favorite kind of pizza?
>
seafood.
> What is your least favorite color?
>
Bluellow
> Do you, in fact, remember the lessons learned from the potato famine?
>
"If you're hungry, eat shit you dig out of the ground."
> You are locked in an empty tiled (on every surface) room with only a locked steel door and a pencil laying on the floor. How do you escape?
>
suicide by pencil. If all goes to plan I'll be reincarnated as a minor deity.
> What is your opinion on prostitution?
>
They'd best be pretty
> What is your opinion on abortion?
>
Super glad I've got no say in the matter
> What is your opinion on marijuana legalization?
>
fuck the police, I don't care if you legalize shit. Laws can't stop me now.
> What is your opinion on the recent protests in Egypt?
>
glad
> What is your opinion on Google?
>
it's pretty okay i guess
> Why is your name "floorboard"?
>
because someone didn't like the name "bookshelf" so I changed it for them
> Why did you make this thread?
>
probably so i could post that picture of the taxidermied cat
> Why won't that stray cat outside shut up?
>
because I put small piles of tuna on other people's doorsteps so it'll quit fucking with the screens on my door
> Do you prefer bottled water or tap water?
>
filtered tap i guess, why?
> Do you like Metal Gear?
>
it used to be okay, then it got all preachy
> What time did you wake up this morning?
>
9ish
> Do you have a Playstation 3?
>
yup
> Do you pay for your internet or do you steal it from your neighbors?
>
depends what i'm using it for
> Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
>
I've eaten 1000 year old eggs. purposefully
> What web browser do you use?
Firefox
> Have you ever had sex with a horse?
>
no :|
> Do you own an electric car?
>
no :/
> Do you take part in the consumption of illegal drugs?
>
not as much as i used to
> Do you have a pencil sharpener nearby?
>
Nope
> If someone were to break into your home through the window of the room you are currently in, what would you grab first for use as a weapon?
>
the pistol i keep in my room to shoot intruders
> Is it snowing where you are? If so, how much has it snowed so far?
no
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Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,109
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
> > Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
> I've eaten 1000 year old eggs. purposefully
How was it?
> > Have you eaten a rotten egg, whether it was accidental or not?
> I've eaten 1000 year old eggs. purposefully
How was it?
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,111
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,113
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,123
@252,109 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
it was delicious
@252,111 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
I remember hearing about America having an immigrant problem once
@previous (G)
it was
it was delicious
@252,111 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
I remember hearing about America having an immigrant problem once
@previous (G)
it was
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #252,130
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
The potatoes caught a blight and rotted in the ground. People starved in Ireland.
The potatoes caught a blight and rotted in the ground. People starved in Ireland.