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Topic: If I got a chance to choose how I would die...

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,984

Why would I want to die by either a serial killer kidnapping me, raping me, torturing me, and then killing me or die in the apocalypse with everyone else on Earth?

For some reason, I'd kind of want to die in fear. The latter may have a strange mixture of emotions of love, comfort, and fear.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #249,311

Doing something so awesome that my body overdoses itself with adrenaline and my heart explodes.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #249,315

Eaten by squirrels.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,327

Eating squirrels.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,329

Diseases contracted by eating human flesh

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,331

Diseases contracted from being kidnapped, raped, and tortured by squirrels.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,334

Image went missingOh I totally forgot, picture very related. Death by cotton candy :D

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,335

Over sexification

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,342

Zombie Apocalypse.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,343

@previous (H)
Id say this, but I've planned for the zombie apocalypse too well so I probably wouldn't die in it.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,345

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ha, I have too. Every little detail. Although I'm pretty fucked seeing as I live in a city centre and guns (that aren't reactivated by chavs) are scarce in the UK.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,349

@previous (H)
That's where I'm at an advantage, see. I can simply run out into the countryside if here gets overrun and stay out there eating crops and such until the military show up. Of course if they're 28 days later zombies then I'll likely die anyway, but they probably won't be.

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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,350

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, I'm hoping that when Z day inevitably arrives, that they will be more Romero/resi evil zombies, than 28 days/linford christie zombies. My contingency is getting out of Liverpool as quickly as possible and driving home. Although I can see some issues with that :/

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,356

@previous (H)
I'd quite like them to be Max Brooks zombies, since they're what the zombie survival guide covers. :P Although Brooks zombies are fairly difficult to kill.

Romero zombies would be fun since they eventually start acting human again.

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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,358

can someone give a profile for all these types of zombie?
(i'm zombie illiterate, i know nothing about them)

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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,367

@249,356 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yeah, his depiction of zombies would be pretty tolerable if you played it safe. The zombie survival guide has got it spot on. The social factors alone are immense. I think as long as you are careful (zombieland dude), rules and that, you could outlive the zombie onslaught.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,368

Hail of police bullets.

!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,379

Heart attack while banging Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez live on MTV while that chick from twilight smokes a cigarette and insults me.

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,484

@previous (!JuMPb0dbaE)
Lold fuckin sicko

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,486

@249,379 (!JuMPb0dbaE)

> Heart attack while banging Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez live on MTV while that chick from twilight smokes a cigarette and insults me.

Hot

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,491

Stabbed in the back by prostitutes.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #249,499

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
I've has this but in the ass by a stripper. It wasn't all that great man
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