Topic: I'm watching a kid for about 2 weeks, and made a bet with a friend that I could make him fat, tips?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,397

Should I just give him fries and cookies, or what? I've got $40 riding on this.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #27,148

2 weeks isn't enough time to make him fat. Also, why?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #27,150

Inject Crisco into his meals.

inb4 you kill him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,152

@27,148 (B)
Why not, I'll let him stay inside and just feed him stuff all day.

"also, why?"
because i have $40 on the line.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,153

@27,150 (C)
will that work? We have some crisco oil, but what do i put it in?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,155

@27,152 (A)
> Why not, I'll let him stay inside and just feed him stuff all day.

Doesn't mean that he'll necessarily gain weight... Getting kids to eat is pretty tricky, even when it's appetizing, high-calorie food.

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,156

How old is the kid?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,157

@previous (B)
12 or 13 i think. he's in jr. high

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,159

@27,152 (A)
Two weeks isn't much time. You might be able to get him to pudge up in those two weeks though.

> because i have $40 on the line.
How much do you think it'll cost you to buy him all the food he'll need to eat?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,162

@27,153 (A)
Rice Krispies. Everyone fucking loves Rice Krispies.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,163

@27,159 (D)
I want to use the food they have here.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,164

@27,162 (E)
we have fruity pebbles, i'll use those instead.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,168

@27,157 (A)
Then his body's burning calories with growth...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,170

@previous (B)
Kids that age can still get fat.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,173

@previous (A)
Sure, but not in a two-week time span. At that age, I lost a lot of fat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,176

@previous (B)
If he eats total shit 5 times a day though? He might snack throughout the day.

ok, how can I fake him looking fat?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,184

@previous (A)

Have him drink a ton of liquid. He'll put on a lot of water weight.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,192

@previous (B)
ok, good idea.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,203

You can try turning him gay. Don't molest him, no porn, nothing illegal. Just send him pro-gay propaganda till he thinks being gay is fine. Make him watch pro-gay TV, read pro-gay magazines. Two weeks later, he experiments with one of his friends and is gay or bi.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,205

@previous (F)
yes, but I want to make him fat

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,210

@previous (A)
Sometimes gays are fat.

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #27,218

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Yeah, but do you really want the kid to wake up with no idea where he is and with a feeling that something's been forced down his throat?

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #27,236

Don't do this please. I assume you are joking, but if you aren't, don't.

Being fat sucks. I wasn't even fat when I was younger but I was teased mercilessly because I had a little fat an my brothers were stick thin.

Zombie Helen Keller !Y8JDuuurlc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,306

CARBS AND SUGAR.

Really, the amount of fat in something has no comparison to stuff like white breads and pasta....also candy with a lot of sugar in it like pixie sticks and skittles.

Only do this to him if he is a jerk-kid though.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,307

This thread disturbs me. Even if I am being trolled.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,308

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Is it because it involves a kid or because it involves fatness or some combination?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,310

Cool child abuse bro.

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