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Topic: I struggle to think of a single land animal 100 men couldn't kill

Anonymous A started this discussion #139,341

Tiger? Lion? Grizzly? Gorilla? Bull? 100 men fuck them up and it's not even close. Then you get to some heavy hitters like hippos, rhinos, and giraffes. It would definitely be hard but 100 men could get it done. So what about the big daddy final boss? That's right I'm talking about elephants. I think it would be incredibly difficult and might take like 10 hours but eventually I think 100 men could take it down especially considering humans used to hunt mammoths. There's a reason animals run in fear when they hear human speech. We didn't get lucky we were born with this. Imagine some poor creature facing 100 men who are all individually more intelligent than it but those men can also communicate quickly and effectively to form a plan and carry out that plan. No animal stands a fucking chance.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this , 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,472,323

Just imagine being the gorilla here. You're tired you're hungry and you've been fighting for 3 hours but the humans won't stop and they're fighting in shifts so they never get tired. You gas out and they secure your limbs and hold you down. They then proceed to have 10 guys kick the absolute fuck out of your head until they cave your skull in. You were never gonna make it.

🍋 joined in and replied with this , 27 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,472,329

I don’t agree with you that a hundred men would win against a hippo or a rhino.

🍋 double-posted this , 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,472,330

Unless they had weapons but if you mean literally a hundred guys go up and start punching a rhino…

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this , 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,472,400

@previous (🍋)

> Unless they had weapons but if you mean literally a hundred guys go up and start punching a rhino…

That’s where I’m confused too. Not to mention the gorilla would so viciously maul the first 10 guys the rest would flee.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this , 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,472,410

@1,472,330 (🍋)

Why do you think it's fair that the rhino should be able to use it's natural abilities but that the human shouldn't?
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