Topic: Is anyone here a telemarketer?
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago #13,933
If so, fuck you. Why do you keep calling every week? We're never going to buy your shit, or reveal our personal info to you. Why do you call? Are you a masochist? Do you enjoy being cursed and yelled at? Doesn't make you feel like shit to bother so many people, day in and day out, that when they remember you they insult your voice curse your mother? What drives you? What motivates you to slime out of bed in the morning and slither to work? Is it baby rats? Do they feed you lots of baby rats or something? Do me a favor, next time my number pops up --go ahead and give it a call, fart on the reciever, and shove it up your ass. It certainly would be a better sales pitch than your mouth can come up with.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #248,724
i just lold. expect a call from my company in two hours
lmfao. and yes. they give us LOTSSSSS of baby rats
lmfao. and yes. they give us LOTSSSSS of baby rats
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TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #248,742
Not a tele marketer, but I did surveys over the phone for a market research company.
It was funny when people are like "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have time right now, please call later and I'll do it." and you hear in the background while he's hanging up "The fuck will do.." hahahaha...
But the software we used to call, when you hang up, you can pick a various of options: cooperative, doesn't want to participate in this survey, never wants to be called again etc. etc.
Protip: Tell em you don't wanna be called ever again, if they do, you can sue the for harassment (at least that's how civilized Europe works).
Also, what drove me to do it. It paid the bills.
It was funny when people are like "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have time right now, please call later and I'll do it." and you hear in the background while he's hanging up "The fuck will do.." hahahaha...
But the software we used to call, when you hang up, you can pick a various of options: cooperative, doesn't want to participate in this survey, never wants to be called again etc. etc.
Protip: Tell em you don't wanna be called ever again, if they do, you can sue the for harassment (at least that's how civilized Europe works).
Also, what drove me to do it. It paid the bills.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #248,745
@OP
> Do me a favor, next time my number pops up --go ahead and give it a call, fart on the reciever, and shove it up your ass.
Fucking lol'd
> Do me a favor, next time my number pops up --go ahead and give it a call, fart on the reciever, and shove it up your ass.
Fucking lol'd
anonymous telemarketer joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #248,958
you seem upset