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Topic: Trying not to fap for a week, possibly a month
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. started this discussion 15 years ago#13,927
Also trying to avoid porn. Hard to avoid the porns. This is impossible, the urges are on-par with how it was trying to quit smoking. I hate life.
The suggestion "get laid" is invalid, i left my ex about a month and a half ago, know i'm not ready for a relationship and i don't believe in mindless casual sex.
pic unrelated, but i'm going to do that some day. Seems pretty epic.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later[^][v]#248,617
So, you want us to post as much tempting porn as possible for a while?
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,618
@previous (B)
no. please no. unless its from "in bed with faith" or "dreams of ashley". In which case i will peruse but WONT fap. i hope.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,619
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
Well, all I can find right now is Muppet porn, so I guess we're okay.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,620
@previous (B)
Thank god. Wait why do you have mupp.... nevermind
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,624
god speed, brave soldier!
i didn't masturbate yesterday. I consider that an accomplishment. im debating if i want to today, or if i want to clean out the basement. i dont really feel like doing either, but will probably do both.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,626
@previous (sluggy)
yeah, usually its 2-5 times a day, and i seldom accomplish much in the way of cleaning. It's going to be pure torture, atleast for me. I'm going to *TRY*. I didnt yesterday because i was busy-ish.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#248,627
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
Even just taking it down to 1/day is enough. Don't go too long and then go right back to binging. Why not do 3 days, then 5 days, then a week. Rinse, repeat until you only masturbate when horny.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#248,632
@previous (sluggy)
lol, you have a point. i don't know, i think killing it now is easier then prolonging the process of quitting.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,645
dude, just crank one out to start the day
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,658
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,659
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,720
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
ugh. ive relieved tooo much stress lol
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,722
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
what does that even mean?
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,723
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
it means i masturbate too often and thusly i dont want to anymoar.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,726
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
How often is too often?
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,727
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
i quoted 2-5 earlier, closer to 3-5 x a day
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,728
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
That seems a little low for a fapping average. Have you tried a better diet? Or excercise? If you get in better shape you can get that up to 7-8 times a day easy. Eventually you'll be up there with master leaguers. Just take your time and try to enjoy it. It is supposed to be fun after all.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,730
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
wait. what. i want to stop.. what am i reading lol
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,731
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
What? Why? That sounds like a lot of work.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,737
@248,678 (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
Yeah, she was in 2 of my classes but I was too much of a fag to ask her out. Oh well.
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,739
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
meh, it happens. =/ @248,731 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
give me decent compelling evidence as to why i should continue to beat it.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,746
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc double-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,747
@248,739 (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
Actually, i'll give you a serious answer. Unlesss you're planning on blasting some broad with semen and you're working on a huge wad to unload on her tits (or face, whatever) then you should beat that fucker till nothing but dust comes out before you try sticking it inside her baby incubator. Protip.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,748
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,967
@248,747 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
well, i'm going to work on atleast one day. They keep airing commercials featuring Zooey Deshanel on the channel i'm watching. I'm not sure i'm going to make it.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,987
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
When I heard she was getting divorced, I got excited. Even though she'd never even look at me and is a bitch (that was sad to hear -- a friend has worked with her).
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#248,989
@previous (C)
damn! ruined my nerd-girl fantasies lol
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#248,991
@previous (MudDog !ahLiFtedC.)
Sorry. The person who told me is crazy, so maybe she isn't.
She looks like Zoey (same build but face doesn't look like hers, still really pretty) and is a nympho (legit). She's crazy as fuck though.
(Edited 26 seconds later.)
MudDog !ahLiFtedC. (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#248,995