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Topic: What is your exercise routine, fora?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 hours ago #139,235

I walk. It's very healthy.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,471,428

I get my protein from ladyboys

Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,430

I get my cardio walking around filming car parks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,433

@previous (Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U)
Thank you for that

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 hours ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,463

I sit on a chair for the entire day and then go to bed.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,502

@1,471,430 (Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U)
You get your protein from swallowing sperm.

Erik !XIxc6BpKnU joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,504

A line of cocaine every morning.

Chufffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 3 hours ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,506

Mall walking - dying malls give me strange feelings.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,471,515

1 Get up at five.
2 Hurl racial slurs at celebrities on twitter till six
3 Perform two hundred fifty punches of gratefulness for the martial arts by seven. If i finish early i sit in chair and stare at poster of Lou Dobs.
4 Eat cup of nuts and two eggs for breakfast, then sit in chair and stare at poster of Lou Dobs til eight
5 Hurl racial slurs at politicians on twitter til nine
6 Perform another two hundred fifty punches of gratefulness for the martial arts till ten. If i finish early i sit in chair and stare at poster of Lou Dobs.
7 Do any work i have to do til twelve.
8 Eat a can of cold spaghetti-Os over various pieces of beaned toast til one.
9 Do any work i havent finished til three.
10 Perform a third set of two hundred fifty punches of gratefulness for the martial arts till four. If i finish early i sit in chair and stare at poster of Lou Dobs.
11 Hurl racial slurs at celebrities on twitter til five.
12 Hurl racial slurs at politicians on twitter til six.
13 Post Toby Carvery memes here til seven.
14 Perform my final set of two hundred fifty punches of gratefulness for the martial arts till four. If i finish early i sit in chair and stare at poster of Lou Dobs.
15 Fuck my life-sized Lou Dobs doll until eight.
16 Spend the next two hours in quiet contemplation. Go to sleep at ten.
17 goto 1
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