Topic: Who will die first?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #139,174

Place your bets here!

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Donald Trump	1	100%
Vladimir Putin	-	0%
Xi Jinping	-	0%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,470,958

I feel like out of all three of them, Trump is the most fat and the oldest so biologically, that’s a pretty good bet. Vladimir Putin has put himself in a bit of a position with Ukraine though. Granted, Iran may hate Donald Trump, but Ukraine is closer to Russia than Iran is to America so the Ukrainians may have better luck with a Putin assassination. So I would say it is not impossible that Putin dies before Trump.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,959

I do wonder what China will do with Xi’s body. I’d imagine Xi is a hardcore atheist and he has a bit of an ego (putting his own name in the Chinese constitution for example, which nobody else except Mao did). I almost feel like cremation wouldn’t quite fit because that’s almost a little bit too close to Buddhism. I don’t think Xi Jinping wants to give any credence to old ideas. I don’t know if they’re going to put him in a glass box, but I can almost envision it.

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Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,960

#GlassBoxGang

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,961

It’s like, a symbol of atheist communism science or something, because it’s chemistry. You remove all the organs, you soak that corse in a bath of formaldehyde, and you put it in a climate controlled box, 100 years later, no decay because all the bacteria died from cancer. Because religious people have never ever put people in a glass box before. The Catholic Church definitely never did that and communists totally did not get the idea from the Catholic and Orthodox churches. That’s crazy, why would you think that?

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