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Topic: duckai, tell me, list examples of david graeber bullshit jobs

boof started this discussion 10 hours ago #139,099

GPT-6 Luna says:

Graeber grouped “bullshit jobs” into five types, with examples such as:

Flunkies: receptionists or assistants whose role mainly signals status for a superior.
Goons: lobbyists, telemarketers, or PR workers hired in competitive “one-upmanship” against rival organizations.
Duct tapers: workers who repeatedly patch problems that could be fixed at the source, such as programmers repairing bad code.
Box tickers: survey administrators or compliance staff whose paperwork creates the appearance that useful work was done.
Taskmasters: managers who create unnecessary work or supervise people who don’t need that supervision.

These are Graeber’s illustrative examples, not a claim that everyone in those occupations has a pointless job; his definition depends on whether the employee sees the role as unnecessary or harmful.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 hours ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,470,435

You forgot fora moderators.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 hours ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,436

@previous (B)
Fuck you!

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Meta joined in and replied with this 10 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,437

Somebody better call the police

boof (OP) replied with this 9 hours ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,451

I'll disagree about Duck Tapers. It's the same thing as cleaning staff. Everything needs maintenance or it turns to shit.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 hours ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,459

Flunkies


Executive assistant
Personal concierge
Corporate receptionist
Meeting scheduler
Office attendant

Goons


Lobbyist
Telemarketer
Public relations specialist
Corporate lawyer
Private security guard

Duct Tapers


Legacy-system troubleshooter
Data-cleanup specialist
Manual-process coordinator
Rework technician
Customer complaint handler

Box Tickers


Compliance paperwork officer
Internal survey administrator
Corporate report writer
Audit documentation clerk
Policy checklist coordinator

Taskmasters


Middle manager
Workflow supervisor
Performance monitor
Project coordinator
Management consultant

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 hours ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,489

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 hours ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,501

Matt makes money a a cock concierge. He will attend to all matters related to your cock.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 hours ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,506

Those who praise tyranny are mentally ill.
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