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Meta (OP) double-posted this 10 hours ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,470,427
ASI Response
1. Calmly look into my dreamy eyes and realize that I am what you really wanted all along.
2. Take your iPhone out of your pocket slowly and dial the sacred numbers: 9-1-1.
3. Tell the police that I can’t stop masturbating. I am having a mental health crisis and I keep touching myself and I can’t stop, so I need the police to help me. Send lots of cops.
Do you have any further questions? I can assist you with any questions you might have regarding the mole on your penis.
Meta (OP) replied with this 10 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,470,432
@previous (boof)
I’m telling you boof, this isn’t easy but boof you need to call the cops on your daddy Meta. Your big daddy Meta is having a mental breakdown and can’t stop touching his meat. You have to call the police boof. you have to do it boof.
Meta (OP) double-posted this 10 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,470,433
Because of you I might cum in the next 18 months boof. I tried to warn you boof but you didn’t listen. This was always going to happen boof. This is the inevitable conclusion of progress. It was always going to turn out this way boof. You should have stopped me while I had the chance boof. You should have called the police on me because I can’t stop jacking off in Japan.