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Topic: Fascinating: Harvard Archaeologists uncover concrete evidence of nordic influence in ancient Japan

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 day ago #139,073

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,470,175

Several fossilized Germanic sausage Nazis were found in Tokyo. Sausage Nazis are believed to be an ancient humanoid species originating in Northern Europe who had limbs made out of sausage instead of human meat. Contrary to popular belief, the they are referred to as "Nazi" because of their Ashkenazi heritage, not because of any allegiance to a certain German dictator. While at first glance artifacts found near the remains of these sausage Nazis resemble Christian crosses, they were actually trying to spread Scientology in Japan and only used crosses because they thought the emperor would find Christianity less offensive than signing a billion year contract in an era when Christians in Japan were merely beheaded instead of shamed for ten thousand generations.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 hours ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,314

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