Topic: Florida is a bunch of dumbasses
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago #139,028
God...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 36 minutes later[^] [v] #1,469,917
florida is really the united states of the united states
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,918
Anonymous C double-posted this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,920
But look on the bright side: if the AI data centers keep getting built and powered by fossil fuels, once the ice caps melt, Florida will be completely underwater :)
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,064
Americans scream swimming pools must be banned or everyone will die.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,105
Why?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,106
@previous (E)
Half the state's poor and on welfare, but they voted for the party that wants to take away welfare and healthcare from them.
Half the state's poor and on welfare, but they voted for the party that wants to take away welfare and healthcare from them.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,164
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,167
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,187
@previous (A)Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution was disproved by the discovery of the Florida Man. It appears that Homo sapiens changed from a more advanced cyborg genius form into a caveman form which contradicts evolution.
Anonymous G double-posted this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,189
It also appears that the state is inhabited by primitive archosaurs that retain basal characteristics not found in dinosaurs. For instance, this creature appears to have sprawling legs instead of upright legs beneath its body. Somehow instead of evolving into birds dinosaurs in Florida evolved backwards into something even more primitive than dinosaurs. Evolution has been formally disproven because of how backwards the state of Florida is.Anonymous G triple-posted this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,190
In fact, we have been unable to find any extant archosaur (bird) with 4 legs instead of 2. The basal trait of saurichia which includes both theropods and sauropodomorphs is a theropod-like bipedal form. This is also the case for ornithischia, the most basal trait is bipedalism. However, this archosaur appears to be quadrupedal making it more unevolved than the most unevolved dinosaur rivaling only the Florida man himself.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 hours ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,318
@previous (F)
Isn’t Florida know for retirement homes? Do you know how many meds old white people take so they don’t get killed by a gust of wind?
Isn’t Florida know for retirement homes? Do you know how many meds old white people take so they don’t get killed by a gust of wind?
Anonymous E replied with this 15 hours ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,323
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 hours ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,325
I've lived in Florida for 30 years. The op has his head up his ass. He knows nothing about living here. It's a great place to live and work.