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Topic: Males of MC: Would you jump jump?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #139

As in brutally attack him.

I would probably jump jump. He's a mark.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes. 9 45%
No. 11 55%

龍 !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #2,414

I'd distract him from any nearby children with my antics.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,417

Yes. Jump is a fat, drug addicted pedophile.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,418

No, I like jump.

inb4 pedo sympathizer

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,420

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How could you like a fat, drug-addicted pedophile?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,427

@previous (D)
Because it's not his fault that he's a pedo, and I bet if you were a pedo you'd be on drugs too.

notjump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,433

I say we let him go.

jump !VIfloDyEYo double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,497

This is a threat against my life. I have contacted The department of justice cyber crime division and the FBI's cyber crime unit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,502

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I'm on the phone with the FBI right now. They're sending an agent over to confiscate your computers and electronic devices.

Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,505

In a hypothetical situation, I'd take Jump to a park on a sunny day, set out a checkered blanket on the soft grass, and have heartfelt conversations with him until the Sun went down. At the end of the day I'd share my home made special desserts with him, wait for the brodifacoum to kick in, and then return home with a smile on my face knowing that I did the world a huge favor.

This is my way of saying I like you, Jump. Keep it classy.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,511

@2,502 (A)
All further communication will be through my lawyer.

jump !VIfloDyEYo double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,512

@2,505 (Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX)
That actually sounds very nice.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,629

@2,427 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If I were sexually attracted to children I would do everything in my power to ensure that my inhibitions were in way dulled or lessened by drug use.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,640

@previous (H)
It doesn't dull anything, but I don't go after kids. I don't go after them on the Internet. I don't go after them in real life.

I am not exclusive though. I am quite content with adults. I'm a gentle giant. I couldn't harm a female.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,641

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

I don't believe that you have perfect self control when you are drugged up.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,642

@previous (H)
> Drugged up
> He only smokes cannabis and does the occasional psychedelic
*Facepalm*

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,651

@2,641 (H)
What am I going to do? Like seriously? If I was gonna do something illegal; I'd get a prostitute. They would be far better in bed than a child.

It isn't difficult to not rape children. I find it extemely easy to do. I have never had a moment where I was like "oh man, I really wish I could rape this kid, but i know I shouldn't... What to do!"

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,655

I suppose so.

Only for the exp. though. Jump is a very high-level monster.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,657

@2,642 (G)

Psychadelics exactly

@2,651 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

Not all adult child sex is rape.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,667

@previous (J)
Well, it's unlikely I will meet a child in my room, my work, or at giant/wawa/walmart/7-11 at 3am. Even so, I wouldn't trust a child to keep a secret.

Also, sex is the last thing on my mind on psychedelics. Except 2CE, but unless you lose tocuh with reality (in which case you aren't sexing) you are in control. Your perception is off and you slow down but your mind is more or less coherent.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,669

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Honestly I think you you are only a pedophile in the sense that every man is a pedophile. I think all men are attracted to young girls even if they don't prefer them to older women.
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