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Topic: Midterms are tomorrow (US elections megadraad)

Live&Lemon started this discussion 3 days ago #138,986

Whatever happens, this thread is your place to post whatever drama about the midterms happens tomorrow.

(Edited 2 days later by a moderator.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,469,566

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,570

Plot twist: Red sweep. We keep starting wars for oil and high-fiving Israel.

Live&Lemon (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,571

My prediction is that whatever happens there will be drama.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,744

For the non-contested seats it’s democrats 34 seats to republicans 31 seats for the senate. (Too early to know anything)

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,753

AP called Virginia.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,754

Of course Kentucky has been called for Republicans. I've spent lots of time in Kentucky. It's a ton of toothless, inbred hicks living in trailers on welfare who keep voting for the party that wants to take that welfare and healthcare away from them. True stupidity.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,756

@previous (F)
Well obviously regardless of whether the Democrats or the Republicans get a majority in the house or the senate, it’s probably going to be close to a 50:50 split. So both parties will get a lot of states.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,757

@previous (E)
My point is that many (most?) conservative voters constantly vote against the party that hurts them. It's like they enjoy suffering and being stupid.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,759

Ohio started reporting results… still only 6% of the votes counted though.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,761

@1,469,757 (F)
Hey, maybe they'll get a tax break on that sweet $30,000 yearly gross they pull. Say no to taxes!!

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,763

I wonder when they’re going to call the Georgia senate race, only 30% of the votes are in but the margin is pretty big there.

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,767

Looks like they just called Georgia.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,768

They randomly called Illinois.

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,769

Texas is starting to report senate race votes…

Anonymous E quintuple-posted this 2 days ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,775

Right now the senate is 43 democrat to 31 republican. But one side needs to get to 50 to get a majority. (Democrats gained one seat and republicans lost one seat)

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,776

These elections don't really matter. Sure if the dems gain seats it'll be a thorn in Trump's side but what's done is done. You can't stop the death of this world because it already has too much momentum. Countries will continue to rearm and form new alliances/trade deals. You can't unstart the Iran war and even if the dems took over the entire government they'd still have to deal with the Iran issue which means giving Iran everything they want or continuing to fight them. Worldwide protests will continue and a new world will emerge. It will be funny to see people realize how little their vote matters in the end when not much changes though.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,777

@previous (H)
Ngl looking at live election results is kinda fun though. Nothing lasts forever, this has always been the case in any era.

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,778

It’s weird they haven’t called any senate races for the republicans yet. The red states seem to be slow at counting.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,779

Republicans win Florida.

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,780

Tbh I’m not really interested in the house races. The senate is more interesting.

Anonymous E quintuple-posted this 2 days ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,785

Now it’s 45 democrat to 34 republican for the senate. Republicans have Wyoming and democrats have Colorado and New Mexico.

Anonymous E sextuple-posted this 2 days ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,786

So far only one seat has flipped though…

Anonymous E septuple-posted this 2 days ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,788

Texas is at 41% reporting the Democrat has 58.64% and the Republican has 40.12% so far for their senate race. There’s no way the republicans don’t win Texas…

If I had to bet money on it, I’d still bet the republican wins, but that’s pretty weird.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Anonymous E octuple-posted this 2 days ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,789

In order for the republicans to win and democrats to lose the senate the democrat leads in 3 states would need to turn red at this point…

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous E nonuple-posted this 2 days ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,790

@1,469,788 (E)
Texas is at 53% reporting now and the Democrat has 59.48% of the vote…

Anonymous E decuple-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,791

House is 83 dem to 43 gop so far

Anonymous E undecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,792

Now it’s 85 to 44

Anonymous E duodecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,794

Right now in the Texas governor race the Democrat has 57% of the vote with 54% reporting.

Anonymous E tridecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,796

@1,469,791 (E)
91 to 50

Anonymous E quattuodecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,797

Right now the house is at 99 dem, 53 republican

Anonymous E sexadecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,798

Now it’s 101 democrat house seats.

Anonymous E sedecuple-posted this 2 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,799

South Carolina was just called for the democrats, the senate is 46 democrat to 36 republican

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,800

Eat fucking shit rethuglican retards.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,802

Texas is almost at 60% reporting, they have to call Texas at some point…

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,804

Right now the odds are > 95% the Texas senate seat goes to the Democrat, but I guess they’re holding out on that 5% chance the Republican wins because it’s Texas because it’s Texas and a Democrat winning Texas is crazy. But almost 60% of the votes are in and he still has almost 60% of the vote, so it’s like, idk.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,806

I heard rumors that a democrat might win in Texas but I didn’t think it would be nearly 60:40.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,808

@previous (E)
Paxton is a big dipshit asshole that literally no one, republican or democrat, likes. Now every republican will retreat to their "i dont really care about/follow politics" corner after destroying US hegemony for no reason other than a psychotic break with reality. Fuck them. They deserve so much worse than they're getting tonight but it's still a pleasure to watch.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,809

@1,469,799 (E)

> South Carolina was just called for the democrats, the senate is 46 democrat to 36 republican

Lindsey Graham’s sister lost for Senate.

Anonymous J double-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,810

@1,469,808 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Paxton is a big dipshit asshole that literally no one, republican or democrat, likes. Now every republican will retreat to their "i dont really care about/follow politics" corner after destroying US hegemony for no reason other than a psychotic break with reality. Fuck them. They deserve so much worse than they're getting tonight but it's still a pleasure to watch.

I wonder how many will lie about being loyal to their conservative principles in a few years when they’re safe from being MAGA cucked.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,815

I knew this was the most likely outcome, but I’m still surprised

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,816

At this point, they’re very likely going to flip both chambers.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 8 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,817

If I was president with a blue wave. I’d deport every single MAGA GOP to Russia and South Africa.

Afterwards I’d cut all funding and ties with Israel abolish lobbying, deport all Jews to their motherland and pull out of the Middle East once and for all.

I won’t increase the tax for the rich but I’ll reduce the rate to the same rate for the lower and middle class.

Also no alphabet idpol nonsense. And more edgy content like the 80’s/90’s- meaning people can make cracker and nigger jokes but nobody will lose their jobs over silly words.

Oh and open a Tobias Cravery in all 50 states.

Anonymous K double-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,819

Imagine truth social right now.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,820

@1,469,810 (J)
Theres not really anything resembling "conservatism" in any way either in the Burkean sense or the william f buckley sense of "Standing athwart history and yelling 'Stop'." It's literally just oppositionally taking the opposite position of liberals because they find liberalism annoying and cringe. They'll go back to believing whatever their inferiors on slop news tv and social media tell them to believe, as always. They'll also end up winning ~50% of elections moving forward because thats the nature of politics.

Also i am quite drunk.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,822

Ossoff 2028 lmao. He obliterated the entire georgia republican party.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,823

Mississippi is at 78% reporting, the republican candidate will win Mississippi, but the democrat, a black guy, got 46% of the votes… in Mississippi.

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,824

They haven’t called it yet, he’s probably not going to win, I think he won’t, but the fact it’s even close is crazy.

Anonymous E triple-posted this 2 days ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,825

Mississippi was literally the last state to remove the confederate flag from its state flag.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,826

Ohio was just called, the democrats are going to take the senate, they only need one more seat, but they’re leading in 3. They’re gonna win.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,836

@1,469,823 (E)
@1,469,824 (E)
@1,469,825 (E)

I mean at some point even racist rhetoric can only get them so far. It’s like eventually even believing that all niggers, Muslims etc are subhuman trash gets pretty stale real fast.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,843

@1,469,826 (L)
Prob 55 senate seats and 255-260 house seats lamo.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,853

Congratulations, Americans.

Also, Elon Musk donated massive amounts of money to help the Republicans win and it was pointless lololololol

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/oct/31/elon-musk-midterms-spending-visualized

Anonymous F replied with this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,857

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
It's a bluekkake!

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,862

How will Donald blame this on Ukraine?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,875

I like how all the Brits are awake and posting at 5-6am. Good morning lads.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 days ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,895

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Good morning! Only up this early because I'm starting work early today. Gotta make even more money for The Man!

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,896

God damn this has exceeded what I imagined as the best case scenario and it still isn't over. This is huge

Anonymous P double-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,898

Fucking TEXAS went blue. Imagine being so shit at governing that you manage to turn TEXAS blue

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,906

the whiplash from the snap back to woke is going to break necks
we're banning cis people from playing sports
we're making NASA do land acknowledgements on the moon
we're bringing back stomp clap hey music
we're digging up charlie kirk and shooting him again

Anonymous Q double-posted this 2 days ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,907

Anonymous Q triple-posted this 2 days ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,911

the residual energy from libbing out is fading and it seems like some anti-trans youth bills passed in az, co and wa. deeply depressing that trans people seen as acceptable dead weight to cut as ballasts by a lot of the democratic party but i'm not even preaching to the choir like i usually am, i'm preaching to nonbelievers. shit sucks, the fight is never over, true freedom is only possible in the next world, wreck havoc on the owner class.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 days ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,921

What are Americans going to do when the dems force your kids to take puberty blockers?

Anonymous Q replied with this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,923

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
you say this as if anyone who'd object will be outside the reeducation camps reciting pronouns for 6 hours a day 4 days a week

because even reeducation camps get the socialist work schedules

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 days ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,924

@1,469,921 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Well they just voted overwhelmingly for this sort of thing, so they'll probably ask for seconds!

@1,469,906 (Q)
All of this is based. Especially the moon one. The Moon Men have been oppressed for too long.

Anonymous Q replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,932

Anonymous P replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,469,946

@1,469,921 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I guess it's an improvement over our kids being given complimentary assault rifles on their first day of kindergarten by the reps

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,004

@1,469,911 (Q)
i mean i dont know why youd expect anything different from people who have fucked up their bodies with opposing hormones to the point that they must actively resist killing themselves. this world has no place for such self-hatred.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous M replied with this 1 day ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,026

A bit cheery aren't we? Thought you lot despised us “yanks”.

Anonymous R replied with this 1 day ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,029

@previous (M)
i defintely predict 177013 happening to alot of niggas like damn this event was literally just the united states zero seats moment chill the fuck out.

Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,086

@1,469,906 (Q)

> we're making NASA do land acknowledgements on the moon

Hmm… 🤔

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Live&Lemon double-posted this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,087

The Soviet Union landed the first probe on the moon but the United States landed the first people on the moon.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,097

Asmongold is mad lol

https://youtu.be/5Y0CXwyKxp4

Anonymous T double-posted this 1 day ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,099

The Democrat’s lead in the Mississippi senate race is up to 1,138 votes now (originally the lead was 28 votes but it appears to be getting bigger not smaller).

Anonymous Q replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,115

@1,470,004 (R)
oh you really don't know anything that's going on huh. you're actually dumb as fuck huh.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,124

@previous (Q)
Honestly, I’m actually enjoying all the right wingers saying stupid shit in the internet after this epic defeat.

Anonymous U double-posted this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,149

The house is currently 240 Democrat to 147 Republican. I think the Democrats will probably get to 250.

Anonymous U triple-posted this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,150

I think 260 is just slightly out of reach but it could be close to 260.

Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 20 hours ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,243

Update: so far Democrats have 251 seats in the house. But it could still get higher.

Live&Lemon double-posted this 20 hours ago, 45 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,244

(Republicans have 155 so far so Democrats are leading by 91 seats)

Live&Lemon triple-posted this 20 hours ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,247

@previous (Live&Lemon)
*96

Made a typo

Live&Lemon quadruple-posted this 20 hours ago, 23 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,248

Wait they just called another seat, the democrats have 252 now…

Live&Lemon quintuple-posted this 20 hours ago, 51 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,470,249

The gap will get smaller probably and will only be maybe 70 seats or so higher than the republicans in the end, but still.
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